tartaglia is a hottie with a hottie body
some people call tartaglia ed sheeran, but that is simply not the case. tartaglia has foul legacy, ed sheeran does not. tartaglia also has a 9 inch dick. ed sheerandoes not.
speaking of long cooldowns, id wait for the full duration of tartaglias cooldown for him to look at me
i want tartaglia to eat me alive, or any other way he wants to use me
there are approximately 10,10,300 in the English dictionary, and not a single one of those words can define how much i love tartaglia
foul legacy, more like foul fuck me
some people call tartaglia ed sheeran, but that is simply not the case. tartaglia has foul legacy, ed sheeran does not. tartaglia also has a 9 inch dick. ed sheerandoes not.
speaking of long cooldowns, id wait for the full duration of tartaglias cooldown for him to look at me
i want tartaglia to eat me alive, or any other way he wants to use me
there are approximately 10,10,300 in the English dictionary, and not a single one of those words can define how much i love tartaglia
foul legacy, more like foul fuck me
person 1
"tartaglia is so hot, if he ripped me limb from limb and ate my family, id thank him for looking in my general direction. "
wendys worker
"ma'am, this is a wendys"
"tartaglia is so hot, if he ripped me limb from limb and ate my family, id thank him for looking in my general direction. "
wendys worker
"ma'am, this is a wendys"
by vixeen March 23, 2022
by kaaslikker May 15, 2021
by 🔪Zack Foster ✨ July 12, 2021
dumbest mf ever. like rlly he talks all this shit and always gets his shit rocked like bro sit down ur a fucking ginger
anyways hes so cool and i love him so much
tartaglia is sexy!
anyways hes so cool and i love him so much
tartaglia is sexy!
by misterkazumi June 16, 2021
tartaglia from genshin impact. a cringe yet extremely overpowered character...seriously someone needs to stop him
person 1: oh sick did you get tartaglia?
person 2: yeah, i spent over $100 just to get him, he’s way to powerful
person 2: yeah, i spent over $100 just to get him, he’s way to powerful
by specialkinwork January 20, 2021
ed sheerans biggest fan
by piss_queen_uwu June 10, 2021
ah yes, tartaglia, the 11th of the 11 fatui harbingers. the mf that goes by many names, such as:
ed sheeran, fartaglia, childe, tortilla, tortellini, etc
as a tartaglia slander i agree.
he s gay for zhongli he wants his massive zaddy hard 10 inch geo pillar
anyways he has a piss kink and his long wide feet smell like cheese and fish
also his ass is so flat and he has cheeto pubes so tartaglia simps come get yo food
ty for coming to my ted talk <3
ed sheeran, fartaglia, childe, tortilla, tortellini, etc
as a tartaglia slander i agree.
he s gay for zhongli he wants his massive zaddy hard 10 inch geo pillar
anyways he has a piss kink and his long wide feet smell like cheese and fish
also his ass is so flat and he has cheeto pubes so tartaglia simps come get yo food
ty for coming to my ted talk <3
simp: i want cheetos but im too broke to afford a bag of cheetos :(((
tartaglia: hey girlie *unzips pants* *reveals 2 inch cheeto pube cock* dig in
tartaglia: hey girlie *unzips pants* *reveals 2 inch cheeto pube cock* dig in
by tartagliassmellyfeet6969 January 04, 2022