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Tarted Up 

If you're going out, most likely to get laid, you get "all tarted up", in other words; get dressed up, put your best clothes on, wear very few clothes.
I saw your little sister today, all tarted up in her mini skirt- then I saw her without the mini-skirt. ~punch~
Tarted Up by B16 D4V3 September 25, 2007
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tarted up 

1. - adj. - wearing an excessive amount of make up, a minimal amount of clothing; ostensibly for the purpose of luring a partner into the act of sexual intercourse. Usually reserved for females, but not as a rule.
"Let's skip the clubs tonight...I can't deal with that much tarted up jailbait."
tarted up by Tom Cerveaux January 26, 2010
When you tell everyone you’re fine at 9am after your 4th gram but really you’re not.
He said he was ok but gong by that photo, he’s taited.
Taited by Boomz123 June 5, 2020

K-tarted 

K-tarted is when someone becomes extremely high of a drug called special k (aka. Kizzo, Ketamine, K).

Being K-tarted also usually involves some stupid behavior followed by a retarded look on the persons face.

Another term for the word K-tarted is Kizzazeld
woah look at her shes k-tarted

or did you see bob yeasterday he was Kizzazeld

kkizzazeldkizzoketaminespecial k
K-tarted by SwayJunglist June 19, 2009

shit-tarted

1) to be drunk beyond belief
2) shit-faced
1) After all that beer, Aleman, with wings, was shit-tarted in Chatty's room.
shit-tarted by David Chatterton February 5, 2005
A state characterized by prolonged short-term memory loss, serotonin depletion, and increased anxiety. These adverse effects result from consuming too much MDMA, also known Ecstasy or X, during the course of one's lifetime.
Person 1: "Hey are you going to EDC this weekend?"

Person 2: "No I don't want to be surrounded by thousands of E-Tarted people all day."
E-Tarted by WarJeeezy August 2, 2011