Turdulater

Noun
A person who calculates the weight of their turd with a simple equation. Before-After=Turd or B-A=T. They accomplish this by weighing themselves before they sit and after they shit. Which gives them the approximate weight of said Turd.

Verb-Turdulate, Turdulating, Turdulated

"Remember in 'Next Friday' when that guy said, 'I feel five pounds lighter'?"
"Yeah, that movie was funny."
"He must have been an expert turdulater, because I just turdulated and mine was only 2.5 pounds."
"Dude, I told you not to talk about your turds during Jeopardy."
"What's the number for the plumber again?"

by pizoozoo August 25, 2011

Turbulated

Highly intoxicated with liquor.

I got turbulated this weekend.

by Griffin Troup + Jonah Lussier January 16, 2009

turdular

descriptive of all things relating to shit.

That tramp smells a bit turdular, this fucking job is turdular, thats a turdular looking obstruction in my bog you are a fucking turdular retard

by mr pissflaps March 1, 2004

tardulator

(n.) A large calculator with over sized buttons and an 8 digit display suited for retards with meaty over sized yet stubby fingers.

Judah needs a tardulator to add up his money when playing the game "cash flow".

by jables42 December 11, 2007

tardulate

a synonym of retard

Look at Peter! What a tardulate. He just ran into that pole trying to impress that Canadian girl.

by kewlkid7 September 28, 2008

Tardulator

A calculator with buttons so big people of diminished mental capacity can still use it, usually only performing basic functions.

“Check out the size of that calculator, you think with it being that large it would do more then just the basics”

“No man it is a tardulator, that is all they do”

by J. Benjamin December 3, 2007

Turbulate

Peeing ones pants due to turbulation on an airplane

Dude, did you just turbulate?

by Dana Deveraux March 31, 2013