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Tardnuckle 

A tardnuckle is a hybrid of someone who acts retarded, and a knucklehead. Usually someone who enjoys playing retarded for fun and looks like a vacuous goon doing so.
Mike "I'm totally going to act full retard at the party. "

John "You would because you're such a tardnuckle."
Tardnuckle by A Moses August 17, 2009
An annoying little brother that will eat everything in sight. He is typically a very good actor, tricking parents into doing what he wants. A Turduckle is sometimes not classified as human, for it is more of a turtle-duck than any existing mammal. The Turduckle is a fearsome predator, ruining everything in sight.
Riley!!! Your Turduckle got out again!!!
Turduckle by the-thirsty-demon December 17, 2019

Tardknuckle 

A person so righteously and unapologetically stubborn in their ignorance that their mental faculties are in question.
I support women’s rights, because I’m not a Christian conservative tardknuckle from Alabama.
Tardknuckle by Dean Wilton May 22, 2019

TardBucket

A term used for the most sutpid peope whos IQ is acttually lower than that of a bucket
Dylan forgot to put the dog in his cage what a tardbucket

Asshat Tardbucket 

is when a person is obviously wrong, yet refuse to accept any answer you give them despite the answer being correct. They tend to argue with you upon being corrected, and pushes you closer and closer to murder in the first degree.
"No dude, I have played Mario games on the PS2" ~AHTB

"No dude, they never made it for PS2 you Asshat Tardbucket" ~Me
Asshat Tardbucket by dwillzit November 20, 2009

Tardnuke 

1. Something so stupid, or a widespread source of stupidity that spreads like a nuke spreads death and destruction. And poisons future generations with it's fallout.

2. Somebody or any collective group of people who promote acts of idiocy and causes others to act in similar ways to said "tardnuke".
Reality TV is a tardnuke it glorifies blatant stupidity, Profiling people, and causes entire groups of people to want to act like idiots, cause or promote baseless bigotry and/or in any way brings down the collective I.Q of those involved with it and anyone who supports it.
Tardnuke by Mr.Sir.Dr.Prof. April 18, 2014

turdbuckle

a piece of turd that keeps everyone around him/her tense
Damn I just have 6 hours left for revision before the test & here comes the turdbuckle! Fuck off turdbuckle!!
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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