4 definitions by justjessiethebodyventura

Lezzle Bezzle

A name given to homosexual women who dress in a pimp manner.

Booze, Bluntz, Bitchez!!!1

Tom: Where did you go last night dude
Rich: Had to take the Lezzle Bezzle home brah!

by justjessiethebodyventura October 29, 2008

win raft

The win raft is a vessel of transport that can only be boarded by those of epic winnage.
The win raft is the opposite if you like, of the fail train.

Richard: I have just pro rolled a cross joint

Jessie: Then you shall climb aboard my win raft

by justjessiethebodyventura October 28, 2008

TARDAHLAR

pron: TAR-DAH-LAAAAAAAH

1. a phrase to express ones affinity or approval with a certain situation

2. used as a form of sarcasm when something preposterous is announced

Richard: i drew penises all over your washing machine

AHHH - TARDAHLARRRRRR



Timcraft: I TOTALLY PWNED THOSE GUYS

Pocraft: Tardahlar

by justjessiethebodyventura October 29, 2008

Merch War

A war between friends who buy band merchandise from gigs.
The aim is to buy more funky t-shirts than the next guy.
You win only when your not seen in the same t-shirt for 3 months.

Tom: I tahdarlah merched out
Andy C: So did I
Tom: I got like 5 t-shirts
Timmeeeyy: Commence Merch War...

by justjessiethebodyventura October 29, 2008