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Lord of the tard, controller of this great civilization. This illustrious joint consciousness rules all of the hive cities on the planet Lower Sindromaticus. For millennia, they have been in conflict with the cruel chromosomatic self-aware slime residing on Upper Sindromatricus, an asteroid belt located between HAT-P-67 and GJ 504b.
OUR illustrious TARDLORD is really on it today. OUR TARDLORD is expanding their territory, enveloping the entire Alcyoneus galaxy. They have feeling, but they are not a being. They do not have consciousness in of themselves, but OUR TARDLORD is much greater than a feeling. It is an all-enveloping sensation of euphoria and UNLIMITED POWER!!
by Fremshit February 18, 2022
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