Tartarkin 

Getting a blumpkin while covered in tartar sauce.

My brother got a TarTarkin at Long John Silvers yesterday.

Tartarkin by BrotherSauceyhulks87 November 22, 2022

TarTarkin 

Getting a blumpkin while covered in tartar sauce

My brother got a TarTarkin at Long John Silvers.

TarTarkin by BrotherSauceyhulks87 November 22, 2022

tarmacking 

the act of defocating onto someone, and then smearing it in. like hot rolled asphalt.

although elton liked a good tarmacking , he found it difficult to clean his congealed chest hair afterwards.

tarmacking by Al567 December 28, 2005

Tarmacking 

After enjoying a lady from behind, pull out, straddle her back and squeeze out a Morecombe steamer on her.

Bill had a good night with Judy last week, they both especially enjoyed the tarmacking Bill gave Judy.

After the tarmacking from Bob, Henrietta was distraught.

Tarmacking by Compliments of Maxim (the filth) December 20, 2004

Tartartipup

Tartartipup is a name for the personification of Christmas. Although now known as a Christmas gift-bringer, and typically considered to be synonymous with Santa Claus (or Farther Christmas), he was originally part of a much older and unrelated English folkloric tradition.

What will Tartartipup bring you for Christmas?

Tartartipup by Ejc09123 November 21, 2022

torturking 

1) Being in a band that exclusively plays in the country of Turkey. The band members also need NOT reside in said country, in fact, All band members MUST be citizens of a different country than Turkey.

THANK GOD that Nickelback and 3 Doors Down decided that they were torturking for 12

torturking by davehobgoblin June 20, 2018

tartaria 

1. A geographical region of central Asia circa 1400-1900, synonymous with Tartary.

2. A legendary / mythological ancient civilization lost to some form of cataclysm, i.e. mudflood, resulting in similarities of architecture and culture across continents.

3. A loose term for the old world location of Central Eurasian Nomadic Tribes.

"hey man did you hear about Tartaria?"

"Yeah man! They had crazy advanced technology and lots of the buildings around the world are so similar because of it!"

"No man, I meant the Tartarian Empire, like the fallout of Batu Khan, grandson of Chengis Khan"

"Oh yeah, I've heard of Manchurian Tartary, Muscovy Tartary, and Tibetan Tartary."

"That's cool, but have you heard of the Crimean Tartars?"

"Ey Güzel Qirim!"

tartaria by Dr.Information April 19, 2023