Doors are wonderful magical things that give you privacy but also open up a whole world for you.
They are mostly made out of wood but I like the iron ones and I looove the ones made out of black oily sludge that all you know could be from the pits of hell.
Their uses in video games are awesome too and they can provide suspense and stuff like that.

I FREAKING LOVE DOORS.

When they are locked anything can be behind them!

They're so magical and amazing oh my fluffing god!

A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.

Fucki ng close it

a device to walk trhough walls.

The correct singular of deer.

If goose is the singular of geese, and tooth is the singular of teeth, door should be therefore be the singular of deer

A magic place of entrance, in which people can enter a place then remove the entry hole by closing it. It prevents drafts and people seeing you fuck. Also zombies can't open them.

What you lock to prevent people from knowing you're looking up porn