torturking

1) Being in a band that exclusively plays in the country of Turkey. The band members also need NOT reside in said country, in fact, All band members MUST be citizens of a different country than Turkey.

THANK GOD that Nickelback and 3 Doors Down decided that they were torturking for 12

by davehobgoblin June 20, 2018

torturking

Torturing an individual as if that victim were a turkey. Trying to de-feather him and/or eat his legs/breasts.

The guard at GITMO must've been hungry because he was torturking Asad all afternoon. Asad died later that day.

by davehobgoblin June 20, 2018

Torturing The Turtle

Excesive Compulsive Masterbation

"Where is Rob?"
"He is in his room torturing the turtle."

by Matlor March 6, 2008

Torturing the Porcelain

Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.

I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.

by Beeb E. King October 20, 2014

Torturing The Pain Junkie

(1) The act of frivolously trying to get under somebody skin but failing miserably
(2) Failing To Trigger A Person
(3) trying to hurt a person only to realize that you're more helping them than hurting them

Nancy Reagan's" Just Say No" campaign help to publicize and give free publicity
to drug dealers rather than discourage people from using drugs because before the campaign most people weren't using drugs from get go but it made the non drug users look "uncool" and "ostracized" it was like Torturing The Pain Junkie

by EmJayee November 10, 2018

Actively torturing

I mean, you're actively torturing me why would I not want you to die?

Hym "You are actively torturing me. You invented that AI you are using so I DID MORE THAN YOU. Whatever you did in life is LESS than that. You're not "good people" you are the self-appointed arbiter of what constitutes a "good person" and YOU are always going to tell YOU that YOU are one. It's like a form of self-affirmation you are doing. And you're stealing mu shit. Why would I not want that? I'm sitting here, in pain, brain inflamed. The creator of AI. No reason for it. Whatsoever. You're harassing me in the workplace while I die and then you're fucking the retards instead of me. And I'm supposed to give you a pass? I don't see ME getting a pass here. 🤔 Hmmm what's that over there? Is that me getting a pass? No. It isn't. Because I'm not getting one."

by Hym Iam September 15, 2025

I like torturing midgets

A grown man who likes having sex with midgets.

I like torturing midgets Is a definition in the texting world.

by WBAP December 12, 2021