torturking

1) Being in a band that exclusively plays in the country of Turkey. The band members also need NOT reside in said country, in fact, All band members MUST be citizens of a different country than Turkey.

THANK GOD that Nickelback and 3 Doors Down decided that they were torturking for 12

by davehobgoblin June 20, 2018

torturking

Torturing an individual as if that victim were a turkey. Trying to de-feather him and/or eat his legs/breasts.

The guard at GITMO must've been hungry because he was torturking Asad all afternoon. Asad died later that day.

by davehobgoblin June 20, 2018