1) Being in a band that exclusively plays in the country of Turkey. The band members also need NOT reside in said country, in fact, All band members MUST be citizens of a different country than Turkey.
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by davehobgoblin June 20, 2018
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Torturing an individual as if that victim were a turkey. Trying to de-feather him and/or eat his legs/breasts.
The guard at GITMO must've been hungry because he was torturking Asad all afternoon. Asad died later that day.
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