Taptop

A portable computer with a touchscreen interface and no physical keyboard, such as an iPad.

Ever since I got myself a taptop, I find I'm using my laptop less and less.

by Joller June 1, 2011

taphophile

One who practices taphophilia. Someone who is interested in funerals, gravestone art, epitaphs, cemeteries. Known to play a part in Goth subculture, although interest in one does not mean interest in both.

I am a taphophile because I like photographing gravestones.

by DanaMichelle January 1, 2009

Traptop

A throwaway laptop used to buy/sell elicit substances on the deep web.

“Yo, I got myself a traptop. Let’s buy a tiger!”

by Brotavius May 13, 2020

tartop

A very modest sexy and caring male who treats the girls/women with respect, no matter their appearance,

and is ALWAYS faithful to the girl/woman in his life, A ONE WOMAN MAN FOR SURE!!!

tartop is the kind of man I would like to be with...

by maria_Q August 31, 2013

Tiptopparoo

Used for describing something overawesome. Defined when surprised. As seen in Skins.

That was fucking tiptopparoo man.

by Cook192 December 11, 2010

tiptop

A beautiful, sexy, skimpy top worn by a female bartender to generate more tips.

The right tiptop, in just the right color, worn on the right bartender is a guaranteed money magnet.

by William Dean A. Garner April 5, 2011

Taphophile

taphophile -

One who loves cemeteries and funerals. This is not necrophilia, necrophilia is the proper name for the condition exhibited by Harold in "Harold and Maude". Taphophiles show an interest in the trappings of death: necrophiles want your body, cold.

It is not necrophilia.

person 1 : "dude, dead people are great for sex! im such a taphophile!"

person 2 : "hey, moron, taphophiles love cemeteries and funerals. your a freaking necrophile, like harold in "harold & maude". you just want sex from people that dont know you really smell like ass. get a life douchebag."

person 1 : *sobbing* "but i love dead stuff!!!!"

person 2 : "go throw yourself in a wood chipper"

by mandabacon January 19, 2008