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Tortitude
The attitude (I am special so no other cat should be allowed to even breath *hiss, slap*) indigenous to ALL tortioseshell/calico cats. Also applies to some torbies (tortoiseshell tabbies.)
Calli was so full of tortitude this morning, she ran off all the cats so she could eat breakfast alone!
Tortitude by Citydweller38 August 17, 2011
Tapiture
1. The masculine alternative to Pinterest. It allows users to create accounts, on which they may upload, share, collect and add images of things that interest them (especially photos and videos of very sexy women).
2. Pinterest with a dick.
3. It's like PinPorn.com with less fap factor.
2. Pinterest with a dick.
3. It's like PinPorn.com with less fap factor.
Lil Bro says: "Where can I share or find the best pictures of stuff I like online? I might use Pinterest.com, even though it looks a whole lot like WeHeartIt."
Big Bro says: "Start using Tapiture before you become addicted to girly shit, like scented candles and novels."
Big Bro says: "Start using Tapiture before you become addicted to girly shit, like scented candles and novels."
Tapiture by Chad-Syphrett November 28, 2012
zaptitude
Noun - skill; knack; ability or acquired capacity to sort out one’s money stuff.
Verb - to enthusiastically equip or supply with the ability to sort out one’s money stuff.
Verb - to enthusiastically equip or supply with the ability to sort out one’s money stuff.
Naptitude
Naptitude by teroblacknight May 6, 2009
social aptitude
social aptitude by NataWolf November 19, 2015
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