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Taptitude

Tapping with an attitude on electronic devices in posts on social media.
Isaac had such TAPTITUDE to write what he did on Facebook to me that everyone pm'd me about it!
by WordChic December 20, 2019
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Tortitude

The attitude (I am special so no other cat should be allowed to even breath *hiss, slap*) indigenous to ALL tortioseshell/calico cats. Also applies to some torbies (tortoiseshell tabbies.)
Calli was so full of tortitude this morning, she ran off all the cats so she could eat breakfast alone!
by Citydweller38 August 17, 2011
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Tapiture

1. The masculine alternative to Pinterest. It allows users to create accounts, on which they may upload, share, collect and add images of things that interest them (especially photos and videos of very sexy women).

2. Pinterest with a dick.

3. It's like PinPorn.com with less fap factor.
Lil Bro says: "Where can I share or find the best pictures of stuff I like online? I might use Pinterest.com, even though it looks a whole lot like WeHeartIt."

Big Bro says: "Start using Tapiture before you become addicted to girly shit, like scented candles and novels."
by Chad-Syphrett November 28, 2012
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zaptitude

Noun - skill; knack; ability or acquired capacity to sort out one’s money stuff.

Verb - to enthusiastically equip or supply with the ability to sort out one’s money stuff.
She has worked hard to get the zaptitude to buy a house.

Rather than continue to let my credit cards own my future I decided to get some zaptitude and am now credit card free and planning my first overseas trip!
by Peita D June 12, 2014
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faptitude

1. Potential to become a pretentious wanker/snob.
2. Potential wanking (fapping) ability.
"He thinks he knows EVERYTHING about music! I knew that kid had major faptitude from the start."
by GinaMina November 13, 2007
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Naptitude

n. The ability one has to fall asleep in different positions and at various times of the day
Chuck had an uncanny naptitude which allowed him to sleep in the 10 minute gap between classes
by teroblacknight May 6, 2009
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social aptitude

Having social aptitude is being able to socialize easily.
He had good social aptitude which led to a more successful political career.
by NataWolf November 19, 2015
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