Tapeted 

To tape something.

I tapeted the badger to the Kelvin.

Tapeted by Tracy April 5, 2003

Perfect Double-Tapered Shit 

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.

Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett

Perfect Double-Tapered Shit by wargy2 March 26, 2019

Double-Tapered Shit 

The perfect shit.

George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"

Double-Tapered Shit by KC Fan January 14, 2009

tapered pants

Tapered pants are trousers popular during the 1980s and early 90s and worn by both genders. The pants sat high on the waist, ballooned around the hips and thighs, then tapered at the ankle. Often worn with with a baggy, button down shirt buttoned all the way to the top, with the collar up. These pants defined "New Romantic" fashion.

Duran Duran, Thompon Twins, Depeche Mode, Platinum Blonde, Annie Lennox (Eurythmics) all wore these tapered pants.

tapered pants by Theresa1120 September 4, 2008

Topeted

Being completely drunk on the floor, giving two thumbs up!

Drunk Shitfaced Topete Topeted

Topeted by Topeted January 12, 2014

Double Tapered Dutch Rudder

When two gentlemen perform a dutch rudder and both poop during the fluid exchange.

George Brett feel asleep after his double tapered dutch rudder

Double Tapered Dutch Rudder by 7ftsdmodeler April 27, 2011

tapered 

To look good, clean, and sexy
Tapered is a form and complaint that is used between to highly woke indaviduals

"Why u lookin so tapered today"
"My girl Tapered, yours lookin like miss piggy"

tapered by The woke one July 2, 2016