Topeted

Being completely drunk on the floor, giving two thumbs up!

Drunk Shitfaced Topete Topeted

Topeted by Topeted January 12, 2014

Topete 

The most perfect person ever created.

I don't believe in God, I believe in Topete.

Topete by DavidQ June 24, 2010

sebastian topete 

A pussy who eats catfood, wants to smash addison rae, wears bryce hall's merch, has tatoo which says dixie(that pussy really has griffin's gf's name on him🤦 ♂️) felt like a boss bc he's member of clubhouse, but bryce showed that he's just a 🐈

Don't be like sebastian topete

sebastian topete by mrvancouver June 18, 2020

Topete 

Tends to be very often a family of bald headed people usually adopted/adapted from the dads side. Males usually are 99% bald except for some peach and skim hair. Very hairy otherwise

This person is such a Topete

This person is alright,he's a Topete

Mexican:origin
Very beaner,he's a Topete.

Topete by Theodicy June 1, 2016

Tapeted 

To tape something.

I tapeted the badger to the Kelvin.

Tapeted by Tracy April 5, 2003

Marcos topete

He is very sexy . He is hella good at soccer . He pulls all the bitches and no bitch can't stand but to look at his sexiness. You probably don't know this cuz he looks like a dork most of the time and how he pulls bitches idk . But he's a good fighter mess with him and you will get ur ass beat

Marcos topete is a pimp

Marcos topete by Sexy daddy June 4, 2017