1. (Verb) A rare and arcane method of ritual cocksucking that involves bending-over within a circle of twelve pudgy nude homosexuals, or "dumplings" as they are called, preferably bald and hairless, and systematically sucking one cock whilst the opposing "dumpling" buttfucks the Tampinco Toker, without lube, for approximately 10 seconds each, until the Tampinco Toker turns, counter clockwise for the next two opposing cocks in the sequence, and repeats. This is repeated until all twelve dumplings have nutted in either the Tampinco Toker's sullen mouth (swallowing is the Tampinco Toker's way) or well-worn asshole.
2.(Noun) Central participant of the "Tampinco Toke" as in "Tampinco Toker"; The Tampinco Toker is traditionally a diminuitive homosexual "bottom" in order to limit the diameter of the circle, as the small Phillipine huts where the practice originated could not accommodate the larger circles required of taller "Tampinco Tokers." Modern expansive architecture has since made the ritual sex-act's height requirement all but irrelevant for all but purists of the "Tampinco Toke."
2.(Noun) Central participant of the "Tampinco Toke" as in "Tampinco Toker"; The Tampinco Toker is traditionally a diminuitive homosexual "bottom" in order to limit the diameter of the circle, as the small Phillipine huts where the practice originated could not accommodate the larger circles required of taller "Tampinco Tokers." Modern expansive architecture has since made the ritual sex-act's height requirement all but irrelevant for all but purists of the "Tampinco Toke."
"Hey, Odin, you want to go grab some lunch?"
"Naw man, I'm full as a muthafucka!"
"You already ate?"
"FOSHO! I just got back from a Tampinco Toke session, and I got more jizz in my belly and ass than a Thai ladyboy!"
"So THAT'S WHY YOU SMELL LIKE A CUM OMELETTE!"
"Taste the rainbow, bitches!"
"Naw man, I'm full as a muthafucka!"
"You already ate?"
"FOSHO! I just got back from a Tampinco Toke session, and I got more jizz in my belly and ass than a Thai ladyboy!"
"So THAT'S WHY YOU SMELL LIKE A CUM OMELETTE!"
"Taste the rainbow, bitches!"
by Dawnn Keekong November 29, 2012
Get the Tampinco Toke mug.A backwards Spoonerism of "fat penis". One of the three standards of the Sinep Scale. Term used to identify 9% of the male popualtion of the world. Tapsinefs are generally more respected than their llampsine counterparts. Tapsinefs have the potential to be a gipsineb, but don't understand this potential. While many tapsinefs do have a higher fat content within the body from poor nutrition and/or lack of exercise, it is not necessary for tapsinefism. Though, a giveaway for a tapsinef is to have a fat penis. Are known to have minimal physical contact with sunlight or the outdoors. Spend a huge excess of time playing video games and little contact with people, especially of the opposite gender. Are usually nervous, shy, awkward and often suffer from delusions of grandeur of an unrealistically beautiful woman sweeping THEM off their feet. Basically, if you're not a douchebag (llampsine) but aren't an Alphamale (gipsineb), you're a tapsinef.
Parker: "Coño, mang. Look at her, she's even checking you out. Go over and talk to her!"
Amir: "I can't. I don't want to..."
Jason: "You're being a tapsinef like Faraz."
Parker: "Got 'em..."
Amir: "I can't. I don't want to..."
Jason: "You're being a tapsinef like Faraz."
Parker: "Got 'em..."
by d3ck3r November 1, 2014
Get the tapsinef mug.1. (verb) the act of plunging the tongue deep into a man's asshole and then trying to bust rhymes and/or rap; 2. (as noun) short, cross-dressing male with no confidence and a micro-penis.; 3) asshole
"I didn't know that he was gay until I walked in on him pulling a Tampinco on Jim!!!"
"Well, were the rhymes dope at least?!?"
"No...they were shitty"
"Well, were the rhymes dope at least?!?"
"No...they were shitty"
by Jaguilera May 20, 2010
Get the Tampinco mug.Really cheap juice that comes in the gallon. The drink version of ramen! Comes in a huge variety of fruity flavors, peach and island punch are the best though.
by Evil Bella January 7, 2004
Get the tampico mug.Tamsin's are generally people with a quiet heart but a crazy imagination. Generally very pretty although they deny it.
They generally have curly hair, blue eyes and cute button lips.
They generally seek a quiet life and tries to avoid crowds as they think so different to people.
They can also be extremely creative people that are very passionate with their interests.
Their names means free spirit and Twin.
These are the people you can trust your life with and are these are the people that rarely come along.
They generally have curly hair, blue eyes and cute button lips.
They generally seek a quiet life and tries to avoid crowds as they think so different to people.
They can also be extremely creative people that are very passionate with their interests.
Their names means free spirit and Twin.
These are the people you can trust your life with and are these are the people that rarely come along.
Tamsin
by Johnnylowner October 22, 2012
Get the Tamsin mug.commonly a female name "tamsin" has origins in the scottish word meaning "free spirit " and the armaic word meaning "twin". people with this name may have the traits of being : smart ,captivating, bold and unafraid to stand up for themselves . people with this name can also be quite dramatic and manage to captivate everyone and everyone without being over the top or showing off.
most would agree that anyone in a relationship with , or befriended to such a person may indeed may be one of the luckiest people in the area for quite some distance
people with the name will most often be incredibly beautiful and have gorgeous eyes , hair , smile etc even though they will more often than not deny this
tamsins will be reliable and trustworthy, and also a joy to be around but will occasionally take some time to be coaxed into doing something or agreeing to something
most would agree that anyone in a relationship with , or befriended to such a person may indeed may be one of the luckiest people in the area for quite some distance
people with the name will most often be incredibly beautiful and have gorgeous eyes , hair , smile etc even though they will more often than not deny this
tamsins will be reliable and trustworthy, and also a joy to be around but will occasionally take some time to be coaxed into doing something or agreeing to something
"man, i really need someone cool , and smart , and beautiful to be my girlfriend , sommeone i can rely on all the time and someone who i know will always make my day whenever i see them , help? "
" dude , thats easy , go and talk to tamsin , she has to be THE single most amazing girl in the place , you cant go wrong "
"thanks man"
* talks to tamsin etc*
" dude , thats easy , go and talk to tamsin , she has to be THE single most amazing girl in the place , you cant go wrong "
"thanks man"
* talks to tamsin etc*
by notreadyyeti December 10, 2010
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