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Tallyban 

How young children view a school system whether da teachers "religiously" forbid them from either counting on their fingers or making "one, two, three, four, cross-slash" marks on paper to more-easily figure simple math-problems, in an attempt to train said students to work out sums in their heads.
One easy way to get around da Tallyban (i.e., count up/down one numeral at a time without tipping off your teacher dat you aren't merely working out da problem in your head) is to motionlessly (don't go making any rhythmic "ticking off da numbers" motions with any part of your body, as this will let slip dat you're --- horrors! --- **counting** when you're sposta be working out da math-equations just in your head!) hold your arithmetic paper flat against your desktop with both hands and with your fingers spread apart for easier counting, and then also-motionlessly (and silently) swivel your eyes from one finger to da next in order to count up/down as needed to figure out da answer to da equation.
Tallyban by QuacksO July 19, 2024
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Tallybingdangwakkalollojiggameister 

A quite ambiguous word, with a meaning just as obscure as its pronunciation.

Generally carved into desks or written on walls, only those who can pronounce it flawlessly will be enlightened by the true glory of the word.
"YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW BOB BUT HE IS SUCH A TALLYBINGDANGWAKKALOLLOJIGGAMEISTER IT'S INSANE

plus he likes men"

"Dude, did you just pronounce 'tallybingdangwakkalollojiggameister'? You're so cool."

Tellyban 

What I call my dick because it likes to hide in caves and blow itself up from time to time
The old lady Wawshed my Talliban really Gewd last night
Tellyban by Big Nation March 27, 2003

tallywanker 

another word for a dick, the mans' suff, tool of life.
tallywanker by Sean Hosier July 15, 2003
Synonym for tally whacker, used to describe one's peen.
Dustin: Damnit, Amy. Put your tallyrand away!
Tallyrand by firehotstud07 February 26, 2008

twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker 

An unfortunate person with the head of a watermelon.
"ill whack bass as much as i want to you goddamn twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker"

tillyban 

If u r a tillyban, then u r being refered to someone called richard till. he is a tramp and is very tight and cheap. he often claims to be a grunger but can't afford the cloths. u r addicted to sad things such as "magic cards" and will scream and cry if u loose anytihng
As above
tillyban by tom bunyan September 11, 2003
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