Tellyban 

What I call my dick because it likes to hide in caves and blow itself up from time to time

The old lady Wawshed my Talliban really Gewd last night

Tellyban by Big Nation March 27, 2003

tillyban 

If u r a tillyban, then u r being refered to someone called richard till. he is a tramp and is very tight and cheap. he often claims to be a grunger but can't afford the cloths. u r addicted to sad things such as "magic cards" and will scream and cry if u loose anytihng

As above

tillyban by tom bunyan September 11, 2003

tellywank

The definition means d*ckhead

Oi mate your a right tellywank

tellywank by Cobnob234 February 5, 2021

tellyana 

annoying asf

tellyana stfu pls

tellyana by big mommmy March 6, 2022

Tallyban 

How young children view a school system whether da teachers "religiously" forbid them from either counting on their fingers or making "one, two, three, four, cross-slash" marks on paper to more-easily figure simple math-problems, in an attempt to train said students to work out sums in their heads.

One easy way to get around da Tallyban (i.e., count up/down one numeral at a time without tipping off your teacher dat you aren't merely working out da problem in your head) is to motionlessly (don't go making any rhythmic "ticking off da numbers" motions with any part of your body, as this will let slip dat you're --- horrors! --- **counting** when you're sposta be working out da math-equations just in your head!) hold your arithmetic paper flat against your desktop with both hands and with your fingers spread apart for easier counting, and then also-motionlessly (and silently) swivel your eyes from one finger to da next in order to count up/down as needed to figure out da answer to da equation.

Tallyban by QuacksO July 19, 2024