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Take a Picture 

1. A guy that's way too fast having sex, a premature ejaculator.

2. Something you say to a girl after having unsatisfying sex, often adding 'It'll last longer.'

This works on so many levels, the receiver of the insult will probably not even know it's an insult!
We call our friend Chris 'Take a Picture'. Because we heard after he has sex, the girl wants to 'Take a Picture... It'll last longer.
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take a picture, it'll last longer! 

What you say to someone who's over~staring at you.
Patti always told the gawkers, take a picture, it'll last longer!

Take A Picture, It Lasts Longer!

A phrase people say when someone creeping stares way too hard at a person or an object.
Girl: "Damn, why is he staring so fucking creepy at me?"
Girl's friend: "Take A Picture, It Lasts Longer!"
Girl: "Freak!"

Take a picture and it'll last longer!

Used to indicate that the speaker resents being stared at while needing privacy,in general.
"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 3-year-old Patrick's expression seemed to say,as his cousin Michael stared at him.

"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 8-year-old Jamie protested,while everybody stared at him after he got depanted by the turtle and rabbit.

Take a picture, it'll last longer! 

What girls say when they catch you staring at their body parts for an extended period of time.
Taylor: Hey why dontchya just take a picture, it'll last longer!

Take a picture and it'll last longer!

Said in an angry or sarcastic way to indicate that you resent being stared at when you demand privacy.
"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" pantsless 3-year-old Patrick's expression seemed to tell his cousin 10-year-old Michael and Michael's friends Josh and Frankie,as they stared at him.
"Take a picture and it'll last longer!" yelped pantsless 8-year-old Jamie,after getting depanted by the turtle and rabbit as the crowd stared at him.

take a picture with mr v if your cool 

If you take a picture with mr vallero than your amazing.
take a picture with mr v if your cool
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