Taintpack

The act of putting fingers in the pussy and the ass of a women at the same time and if possible carrying around like a six pack.

I was able to carry her to bed by taintpack

by scottsnot December 24, 2012

taintache

A continuous or throbbing pain or dull ache in the perineum.

I did a double century ride this weekend, and my taintache is so bad I can barely sit down...

by ryanwoodsmall October 4, 2006

Tannussy Traintracks

When a homosexual man with the surname "Tannous" is penetrating themselves in the middle of a traintrack with a stick on dildo.

I love to caress my cock and balls over the Tannussy Traintracks video.

by HentaiEnthusiast March 14, 2023

Tennessee Traintracks

When you get someone to smile really wide to expose their braces, then rub the head of your dick all over their braces from side to side while blowing on a wooden train whistle.

Guy 1: So what did you get up to last night?

Guy 2: Man, this bitch at the bar wanted me to give her the Tennessee Traintracks so I took her home and blew my wood whistle all over her nasty whore mouth.

by Da Phlex June 21, 2009

Tainthawk

The region of hair in between your balls and asshole. To develop a tainthawk all other hair on testicles and testicle area as well as most of exposed asshole hair which varies from person to person must be removed. Resulting in an upside down mo-hawk in the taint area only. Hence tainthawk

Wow Billy......you have an impresive tainthawk.

Billy responds: Why thank you.

by CQDog December 17, 2008

traintracks

n. when you have braces on the top and bottom row of your teeth, giving the wearer the look of having mini traintracks running through their mouth.

the gaps between your teeth are the bars and your braces are the tracks.

rebecca: guess who's getting traintracks?
courtney: who?
rebecca: simon! he's also going to the same orthodontist as me!
courtney: doesn't mei go to that one too?
rebecca: oh, whoops...

by Citronic January 3, 2009

Traintrack

What the train rides on... a slang term for a woman who gets a train pulled on her, or has sex with one guy after another after another and so on and so forth.

She got gang-banged last night man ... she got rode like a traintrack.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010