taintbrush
noun - an extended soulpatch. A long vertical strip of facial hair directly below the lower lip, beneficial for stimulating the taint during cunningulis or salad tossing.
taintbrush by Syphillis_Diller June 9, 2005
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taintbrush
A taintbrush is when someone walks around on a hot summer day, saturating the taint and its hairs with sweat. Once saturated, it is then used to paint on a sleeping person's forehead.
My roommate used his taintbrush on his sleeping girlfriend and blinded her by getting sweat in her eyes!
taintbrush by Siegle September 28, 2005
taintbrush
She felt raw down below for days after her date with the gentleman sporting the resplendent taintbrush.
taintbrush by Squidopottomus December 9, 2008
Navajo Paintbrush
-Castilleja, commonly known as Indian paintbrush, prairie-fire, or Navajo paintbrush is a flower named for the clusters of spiky blooms that resemble paintbrushes dipped in bright red or orange-yellow paint.
-Example: Timmy asked, "Wow, look at that beautiful, vibrant, desert flower." "I wonder what it is called?" Timmy's very knowledgeable mother replies, "a Navajo paintbrush, son." She adds, "Eaglefeather Two-suns, is an idiot."
Navajo Paintbrush by The Really Right Definition February 14, 2017
Paintbrush Inanimate Insanity
An AMAZING character from Inanimate Insanity I love them so much mwa mwa they are so cool and I have no bias towards them at all
Me: Omga did you see the new eninmat ensanetay episode...it like... had paintbrush in it!!1!!1!!! My favorite character!!!1!!1!!!1!!!!1 I <3 Paintbrush Inanimate Insanity so much!!1!
Person 2: You are a loser they aren't even real
Me: Haha you aren't real either lmfaokoo I have no life hahahahahahahahahahhshs
Person 2: You are a loser they aren't even real
Me: Haha you aren't real either lmfaokoo I have no life hahahahahahahahahahhshs
Paintbrush Inanimate Insanity by mikisakurazuka October 17, 2022
Peanut Butter Paintbrush
Aaron, don't let my Golden Retriever close to you! I know your wife just gave you the Peanut Butter Paintbrush!
Peanut Butter Paintbrush by the$auce June 16, 2011
Picasso's paintbrush
When a man and his woman are having sex with a Johnnie on and the man ejaculates he that carefully removes the rubber from his pinis. He then gets the girl to excrete into it and ties it up. He then proceeds to place it in the microwave for about 30 seconds on a low heat. Once it is warm and soft like a fresh brownie, he takes it out and slaps the girl with it back and fourth til it explodes on her face. Thus this paintbrush has created abstract art
Gerald: yo hombre what did you just get up to last night
Edgar: ah nothing much blad just painting with the Mrs.
Gerald: was it abstract?
Edgar: let's just say I used my trusty Picasso's paintbrush.
Edgar: ah nothing much blad just painting with the Mrs.
Gerald: was it abstract?
Edgar: let's just say I used my trusty Picasso's paintbrush.
Picasso's paintbrush by artistsbeaut December 13, 2016
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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