taintbrush

noun - an extended soulpatch. A long vertical strip of facial hair directly below the lower lip, beneficial for stimulating the taint during cunningulis or salad tossing.

While I was "eating at the Y", my taintbrush drove her crazy!

by Syphillis_Diller June 9, 2005

taintbrush

A taintbrush is when someone walks around on a hot summer day, saturating the taint and its hairs with sweat. Once saturated, it is then used to paint on a sleeping person's forehead.

My roommate used his taintbrush on his sleeping girlfriend and blinded her by getting sweat in her eyes!

by Siegle September 28, 2005

taintbrush

see soul patch, the tuft of facial hair on the lower lip and chin.

She felt raw down below for days after her date with the gentleman sporting the resplendent taintbrush.

by Squidopottomus December 9, 2008

Navajo Paintbrush

-Castilleja, commonly known as Indian paintbrush, prairie-fire, or Navajo paintbrush is a flower named for the clusters of spiky blooms that resemble paintbrushes dipped in bright red or orange-yellow paint.

-Example: Timmy asked, "Wow, look at that beautiful, vibrant, desert flower." "I wonder what it is called?" Timmy's very knowledgeable mother replies, "a Navajo paintbrush, son." She adds, "Eaglefeather Two-suns, is an idiot."

by The Really Right Definition February 14, 2017

Paintbrush Inanimate Insanity

An AMAZING character from Inanimate Insanity I love them so much mwa mwa they are so cool and I have no bias towards them at all

Me: Omga did you see the new eninmat ensanetay episode...it like... had paintbrush in it!!1!!1!!! My favorite character!!!1!!1!!!1!!!!1 I <3 Paintbrush Inanimate Insanity so much!!1!

Person 2: You are a loser they aren't even real

Me: Haha you aren't real either lmfaokoo I have no life hahahahahahahahahahhshs

by mikisakurazuka October 17, 2022

Peanut Butter Paintbrush

the spreading of the butt cheeks, and applying peanut butter in a painting motion.

Aaron, don't let my Golden Retriever close to you! I know your wife just gave you the Peanut Butter Paintbrush!

by the$auce June 16, 2011

Picasso's paintbrush

When a man and his woman are having sex with a Johnnie on and the man ejaculates he that carefully removes the rubber from his pinis. He then gets the girl to excrete into it and ties it up. He then proceeds to place it in the microwave for about 30 seconds on a low heat. Once it is warm and soft like a fresh brownie, he takes it out and slaps the girl with it back and fourth til it explodes on her face. Thus this paintbrush has created abstract art

Gerald: yo hombre what did you just get up to last night
Edgar: ah nothing much blad just painting with the Mrs.
Gerald: was it abstract?
Edgar: let's just say I used my trusty Picasso's paintbrush.

by artistsbeaut December 13, 2016