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Taintitus
Taintitus: When your taint is sick AF and running a fever. Usually caused from biddie hoes
Man: “Give me your hand.” Man puts hand on taint.
Woman: “ohh, that’s hot. You probably have taintinus!” -Doctor, MD
Man: “Give me your hand.” Man puts hand on taint.
Woman: “ohh, that’s hot. You probably have taintinus!” -Doctor, MD
Taintitus by Tainthandler July 7, 2018
Tabitus
An adjective which may describe any object or being which appears to be diseased in any manner. Forms of disease covered by Tabitus are behavioral and physical. The behavioral half of Tabitus covers sentient living entities and the physical aspect of Tabitus includes objects. Thus meaning that someone's behavior may be diseased, and therefore they have Tabitus, and if an object looks diseased, it has Tabitus. For example a severely damaged piece of bread may be described as having Tabitus; if someone is melon-moding in the middle of the road, they may qualify to have Tabitus.
Tabitus by Melon Thighs October 7, 2021
Taintus
Taintus by RandomGuy1010 May 10, 2015
Tinituss
Tinituss by SHAKALAKABEEZ December 8, 2021
Tabulitus
The condition in which a computer user's internet browser window becomes overloaded with to many tabs and as a result the user panics because he/she cant find the tab they are looking for.
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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