taintcrust
taintcrust by StarTreader November 30, 2015
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taintbrush
noun - an extended soulpatch. A long vertical strip of facial hair directly below the lower lip, beneficial for stimulating the taint during cunningulis or salad tossing.
taintbrush by Syphillis_Diller June 9, 2005
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taintbrush
A taintbrush is when someone walks around on a hot summer day, saturating the taint and its hairs with sweat. Once saturated, it is then used to paint on a sleeping person's forehead.
My roommate used his taintbrush on his sleeping girlfriend and blinded her by getting sweat in her eyes!
taintbrush by Siegle September 28, 2005
taintburst
The sensation of: When you’re trying to fall asleep when it’s really hot, and you reach down and peel your scrotum away from your taint, and whew, suddenly you feel 20 degrees cooler.
taintburst by db(smack) July 4, 2010
taintbrush
She felt raw down below for days after her date with the gentleman sporting the resplendent taintbrush.
taintbrush by Squidopottomus December 9, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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