taintcrust
taintcrust by StarTreader November 30, 2015
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taintbrush
noun - an extended soulpatch. A long vertical strip of facial hair directly below the lower lip, beneficial for stimulating the taint during cunningulis or salad tossing.
taintbrush by Syphillis_Diller June 9, 2005
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taintbrush
A taintbrush is when someone walks around on a hot summer day, saturating the taint and its hairs with sweat. Once saturated, it is then used to paint on a sleeping person's forehead.
My roommate used his taintbrush on his sleeping girlfriend and blinded her by getting sweat in her eyes!
taintbrush by Siegle September 28, 2005
taintburst
The sensation of: When you’re trying to fall asleep when it’s really hot, and you reach down and peel your scrotum away from your taint, and whew, suddenly you feel 20 degrees cooler.
taintburst by db(smack) July 4, 2010
taintbrush
She felt raw down below for days after her date with the gentleman sporting the resplendent taintbrush.
taintbrush by Squidopottomus December 9, 2008
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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