Tailblazer
Tailblazer by Suekarma September 22, 2016
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Tailblazer
When a girl (or boy for the sake of it) takes a heated up lava lamp and shoves it up either his or her asshole which causes burns and irritations.
Some convenient object like a sock may be used to prevent further injury upon insertion.
Some convenient object like a sock may be used to prevent further injury upon insertion.
Wow, I was going down on oogeewaa last night and he made me do a tailblazer
Really? Does it still hurt?
No I used a convenient sock to prevent extensive heat from reaching my insides.
Really? Does it still hurt?
No I used a convenient sock to prevent extensive heat from reaching my insides.
Tailblazer by Lars2500 June 15, 2017
jailblazer
the destruction of self and team through your own careless, stupid, and often illegal activities. In other words, squandering the sum of the parts. Nickname given to the NBA's Portland Trailblazers for obvious reasons.
Fan 1: "I can't believe the Blazers lost again."
Fan 2: "Hard to win when half your team is facing drug charges and the other half just doesn't give a crap."
Fan 1: "well, I suppose they don't call them the jailblzers for nothin'"
Student 1: "dude, got some weed in my locker - let's go"
Student 2: "hey jailblazer, we got our team presentation in 2 hours!"
Monica: "do you need some intern services?"
Bill: "I'm so glad you asked, that way I won't get accused of forcing myself on you, like Paula, Kathleen, and Juanita."
Monica: "why, you little jailblazer..."
Fan 2: "Hard to win when half your team is facing drug charges and the other half just doesn't give a crap."
Fan 1: "well, I suppose they don't call them the jailblzers for nothin'"
Student 1: "dude, got some weed in my locker - let's go"
Student 2: "hey jailblazer, we got our team presentation in 2 hours!"
Monica: "do you need some intern services?"
Bill: "I'm so glad you asked, that way I won't get accused of forcing myself on you, like Paula, Kathleen, and Juanita."
Monica: "why, you little jailblazer..."
jailblazer by workinglate February 8, 2007
Mexican Trailblazer
When you put a habanero pepper into a girl's rectum, and then proceed to have SEXUAL intercourse with her, then afterwards proceed to drag her buttocks across the floor, creating a trail of body fluids and habanero pepper juice.
-bro my youth pastor gave all of us Mexican Trailblazers last night!
-Shyus bro! That stuff is the tits!
-Shyus bro! That stuff is the tits!
Mexican Trailblazer by Cockboy Flanders January 3, 2014
digital trailblazer
A term used to describe a person who has created something original, using electronic technology, and then posted it online, usually in a way that draws substantial attention.
The prolific and incomparably witty Dr. Bunnygirl is one of the most well-known digital trailblazers of all time, having contributed more than 1,700 words and phrases to Urban Dictionary.
digital trailblazer by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2022
Chevy Trailblazer
The Chevrolet TrailBlazer is a mid-size SUV produced by the Chevrolet division of American automaker General Motors. It was introduced in 1999 as an upscale trim line of the Blazer. The TrailBlazer won the North American Truck of the Year award in 2002. The 4.2L I6 Atlas LL8 won Ward's Best Engine from 2002-2004 with innovative features such as DOHC, Variable Valve Timing (VVT) on the exhaust camshaft, and GM's Patented "Lost-Foam" casting process.
Chevy Trailblazer by Lisa Lamkin June 12, 2008