jailblazer 

the destruction of self and team through your own careless, stupid, and often illegal activities. In other words, squandering the sum of the parts. Nickname given to the NBA's Portland Trailblazers for obvious reasons.

Fan 1: "I can't believe the Blazers lost again."
Fan 2: "Hard to win when half your team is facing drug charges and the other half just doesn't give a crap."
Fan 1: "well, I suppose they don't call them the jailblzers for nothin'"

Student 1: "dude, got some weed in my locker - let's go"
Student 2: "hey jailblazer, we got our team presentation in 2 hours!"

Monica: "do you need some intern services?"
Bill: "I'm so glad you asked, that way I won't get accused of forcing myself on you, like Paula, Kathleen, and Juanita."
Monica: "why, you little jailblazer..."

jailblazer by workinglate February 8, 2007

Portland Tailblazer 

When a dude pours 151 on his member, sparks it and extinguishes the flame in another's anus.

I'm gonna give you a Portland Tailblazer to remember tonight, Baby!

Portland Tailblazer by Begnine March 1, 2011

jahblazer 

1) A street thug who wanders around the intersection Jane and Finch in Toronto. People attempt to blaze him, but he blazes them. Usually in association with Mad Russian.

2) To blaze someone in the fasion of the Jahblazer

1) Look at that jahblazer, those fools are trying to blaze him.

2) Jahblaze! yall try to blaze me but I jahblaze you before yall can touch me. CnC general!

jahblazer by Pidgon May 20, 2007

Failblazer 

One whose level of fail is as yet unseen and unprecedented in scope.

Larry had failed in such a new and inventive way, he could truly be called a failblazer.

Failblazer by pir8matt June 30, 2011

Tailblazer 

A person who annoys you a lot and makes you take an exit from their presence.

Do you know Matt? Oh ya! He is such a tailblazer, I run at the very sight of him.

Tailblazer by Suekarma September 22, 2016

Failblazer 

Someone who tries to set a trend, but it goes down like a cup of cold sick that's been sprinkled with shit and they're the only one doing it so they look like a knob

Does he really think having a dick tattooed to your forehead will become a trend? What a failblazer

Failblazer by Bigmanbert September 22, 2016

Tailblazer 

When a girl (or boy for the sake of it) takes a heated up lava lamp and shoves it up either his or her asshole which causes burns and irritations.

Some convenient object like a sock may be used to prevent further injury upon insertion.

Wow, I was going down on oogeewaa last night and he made me do a tailblazer

Really? Does it still hurt?

No I used a convenient sock to prevent extensive heat from reaching my insides.

Tailblazer by Lars2500 June 15, 2017