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Face taco
The aggressive smearing of a vagina on an unwilling victim's face. Often used as a prank to awaken asshole men, but is also effective as a defense tactic when attacked by mountain lions.
Similar to teabagging, but far better as a weapon, since 1) testicles are weak, difficult to aim, and easily bruised, and 2) a face taco can potentially kill a victim by suffocation.
Similar to teabagging, but far better as a weapon, since 1) testicles are weak, difficult to aim, and easily bruised, and 2) a face taco can potentially kill a victim by suffocation.
John: This morning my girlfriend woke me up with a face taco; I thought I was under attack by a burglar with a fleshlight.
Bob: Yeah, same; I was dreaming that I was Luke Skywalker, about to freeze to death on Hoth, so I crawled inside my dead tauntaun for warmth. After I woke up, it took me 5 minutes to realize I wasn't still inside its carcass.
John: I would break up with her if it wasn't for all the mountain lions.
Bob: Yeah, same; I was dreaming that I was Luke Skywalker, about to freeze to death on Hoth, so I crawled inside my dead tauntaun for warmth. After I woke up, it took me 5 minutes to realize I wasn't still inside its carcass.
John: I would break up with her if it wasn't for all the mountain lions.
Related Words
Tacoface • Face taco • Idiot Face Taco Head • taco to the face • Taco Bell • taco • Taco Tuesday • taco-meat • taco cat • taco salad
Idiot Face Taco Head
Idiot Face Taco Head by Mary lynn August 20, 2006
Face taco
1. A taco that you don't eat, you just rub all over your face and it seeps into your skin like lotion.
2. A mouth.
2. A mouth.
1:
Guy1: Hey dude, what are you doing. Why are you rubbing that taco all over your face?
Guy2: Its a face taco.
2:
Guy1: Shut your face toco.
Guy1: Hey dude, what are you doing. Why are you rubbing that taco all over your face?
Guy2: Its a face taco.
2:
Guy1: Shut your face toco.
Face taco by Carter_GodCraft1 July 11, 2012
taco to the face
taco to the face by cageybutters February 24, 2011
Tacoface
Something you call someone when you're hungary and see their face and the first thing that come to your mind is a TACO
Tacoface by Kiley and Toni August 27, 2007
Tacoface
(n.) A face in which while one is perfectly still, they bring their right arm up and snap, which forms a point. They then slightly smile but not really and slightly squint in one eye.
Tacoface by breezygurl23 September 9, 2012
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