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Irronic (adjective) describes a humorous or unfortunate event that is not unexpected, and may be exactly what you would expect, based on prior knowledge.

This differs from irony in that the event is not incongruent with prior expectations; rather, irrony comes from the coincidental relationship between the event and some piece of prior knowledge.

Pronounced like "irrelevant", or "irrefutable".

This word also helps to stem the definition creep of the word "irony", and also prevents assholes from complaining about its modern day usages.
"It's so irronic that Marie Curie died of radiation poisoning from radium, since she was the person who discovered radium!"
by Taco22222 September 23, 2014
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The aggressive smearing of a vagina on an unwilling victim's face. Often used as a prank to awaken asshole men, but is also effective as a defense tactic when attacked by mountain lions.

Similar to teabagging, but far better as a weapon, since 1) testicles are weak, difficult to aim, and easily bruised, and 2) a face taco can potentially kill a victim by suffocation.
John: This morning my girlfriend woke me up with a face taco; I thought I was under attack by a burglar with a fleshlight.

Bob: Yeah, same; I was dreaming that I was Luke Skywalker, about to freeze to death on Hoth, so I crawled inside my dead tauntaun for warmth. After I woke up, it took me 5 minutes to realize I wasn't still inside its carcass.

John: I would break up with her if it wasn't for all the mountain lions.
by Taco22222 September 23, 2014
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