Two hours 

The amount of time you are mad at your dog for pissing on your floor when you are reminded how cute he is. Can apply to anyone that you can't stay mad at.

Rob didn't call me when he said he would. I got pissed but then he pulled that two hours shit. T_T

Two hours by 000sierrapants000 June 7, 2009

Two hours 

The amount of time I lost tonight...

Hym "Umm... What... What the fuck just happened just there?"

Iam "Hmm?"

Hym "Did you take over!?"

Iam "What? No! I was doing the thing! The sonar. Why? What happened?"

Hym "I dont know! I lost two hours! AND TWO DRINKS!"

Iam "What do you mean you 'lost two hours?' How?"

Hym "I don't know! I was working... I watched a 9 minute video (on 1.75x speed) and 58 minutes of a 2 and a half hour video... And then I went to the batroom... And it was 4 am. Like, I got back there at 12:30... I watched an hours worth of content... That's 1:30... I maybe spent 15-30 minutes with customers... That's 2:00... And I got out of the bathroom at 4:00 am... I wasn't in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes! I don't know what the fuck happened between 2 and 4 am! My drinks are gone! I had a coffee and a smoothie! They're gone! And it's not even that I was zoning out while I was working... The work wasn't done either! I have absolutely no recollection of what occurred. All I know is that AT 4 AM... Only an hours worth of work had been done. I had to make up that 2 hours worth of work between 4 and 6. What the fuck happened there?"

Iam 😟 "I... I don't know, I... It wasn't me!"

Hym "Well... Everyone was acting a little weird... There... There isn't a 3rd guy is there? What did we do for those 2 hours? What happened during those 2 hours?"

Iam "Uuuuuuuuh... Shit... I don't know man..."

Two hours by Hym Iam January 1, 2024

Finish third in a two horse race 

bottle something so badly that you lose out of something which was taken for granted before.

Only Spurs can finish third in a two horse race.

Finish third in a two horse race by hallucinating_019 June 28, 2022

two horse saloon

A Dive Or Small Bar With Limited Seating

Needing To Get Drunk As Soon As Possible, We Crawled To The Nearest Two Horse Saloon We Could Find.

two horse saloon by Sweet Golden Greek April 4, 2016

two leged horse 

a person dat looks like a two leged horse. a person with a big ass. a person with a booty to put a cup on

jennifer is a two leged horse

two leged horse by robertito October 29, 2006

You can’t put one horse in two barns 

You can’t have more than one significant other.

-Caleb Smith 2019

“Devin, I know you like both of those girls. I hate to tell you, but you can’t put one horse in two barns!”

You can’t put one horse in two barns by CowboyCaleb May 11, 2019

like a horse with two legs 

Another way to say "lame".

Dave: "Oh man I am so wasted! I was all right about 10 minutes ago, but I guess those last 10 shots must have done me in."
Sam: "Shut up bitch. You've been nursing that can of Coors Light all night. And as for that ONE shot you took, you spit half that shit up, you two-beer queer."
Dave: "Well, uh, didn't you see me do that 5-minute kegstand? Man I must have had about 20 beers there. I'm such an alcoholic I should start going to meetings."
Sam: "You mean the 10-second kegstand on the keg of O'Doul's? Man you drink like a horse with two legs."

like a horse with two legs by Nick D November 11, 2003