tweeper

An adult male aged 25 or older that likes to hang out with girls (and in some cases, guys) that are tweens or teens for long periods of time, and even late at night. This is a little creepy, since most men his age like to party with adults.

EX1:
Hey guys, where's Jordan?

Oh he went out with his other friends tonight. He's a total tweeper.

EX2:
Guys, wanna grab a beer?

Sure, we can go, but it's tweeper night at the bowling alley so Jordan can't make it.

by jlc500k May 4, 2010

TWEEPER

A person, or persons, who creep friends, or strangers, Twitter profile in order to gain perspective into the person's life or just find someone to follow. If this is you then you are a Twitter-Creeper aka a Tweeper.

To Creep, is to secrectly and discretely view other people's profiles, blogs, etc without the person's knowledge.

Twitter Creeper Facebook Tweeper

by Mr. Kelleher February 22, 2009

Tweeper

A car that's automatic transmition doesn't work, henceforth making it hard to handle.

"Damn, can anyone else give me a ride, I don't want to have to deal with Dave's tweeper..."

by TheMoses August 27, 2005

Tweezers

Usually made of plastic or metal, these are used to secure cables.

According to The Verge, zip ties shall now and forevermore be referred to as tweezers.

by Quickshot Gaming September 19, 2018

Jeter Tweeter

(n) A person who tweets while dropping a "Jeter" (named after the number for the former shortstop, #2) on the toilet.

OMG, he just liked my tweet, and he's been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He's clearly a Jeter Tweeter.

by jredman April 19, 2017

state twerper

Any state trooper thats an asshole.

Watch your speed on the highway or a fucking state twerper might get you.

by jpg3 August 14, 2011

Tweeter's Block

A condition a Twitter user experiences when they lose the ability tweet or retweet messages on Twitter.

This is the worst time to have this case of Tweeter's Block. I've got so much going on right now, if I don't tweet something, I'm going to hurt my personal brand.

by Riconator September 26, 2009