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A Hybrid of the terms "Twat" and "Fanny"

Noun
1. A man who is a stupid incompetent fool.
2. Obscene term for female genitals.
1."He scored an own goal... what a fucking TWANNY!"

2."She was very attractive but unfortunatley, She had a huge TWANNY... so i felt very little stimulation."
Twanny by Wally Tacker July 25, 2008
Words you can keep
Refers to a person who is very irritating but not a twat
"You're a fucking twanny"
Twanny by Dave Monger May 8, 2004
A man who dresses as a woman, according to Jonathan Ross.
Look at that man wearing a fwock, what a howwible cwoss dwessing twanny
Twanny by DH2902 July 13, 2007

twanny wan 

Something said by one who does not know nine plus ten.
What is nine plus ten? "TWANNY WAN!"
twanny wan by RadiDefines March 31, 2015

don't get your fanny in a twanny 

Don't get over excited about nothing , similar to don't get your knickers in a twist . Particularly used when someone is over stimulated by a piece of information or occurence . Can be used to express the girliness of a male. Don't get a boner don't get your twat in a knot
Katie : oh my god , nici what are you doing to that cucumber?
Nici: don't get your fanny in a twanny I used protection !

Jose: boo hoo I'm so sad my wife has gone on holiday for 6 weeks I'm so lonely
Ang: don't get your fanny in a twanny you big girl ! Lets go out and get some sluts

Tranny King 

Hands down Randy....Well it all started with him getting a few blow jobs. Then some fudge packing and it was official.

Randy loves crossdressers and meat smokers. Yes Randy is proof that guys with big dicks are gay.

your granny tranny 

The most devastating insult known to mankind. Easily repels all insults, including "your mom gay" and "your dad lesbian" and will absolutely decimate your opponent's pride as well as their will to live. Due to its destructive nature, it should only be used in grave situations.
Bob: Your mom gay!
Jim: Your dad lesbian!
Bob: You leave me no choice, Jim
Jim: No! Don't do it!
Bob: your granny tranny
*Jim collapses from cardiac arrest*
your granny tranny by <**> March 16, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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