A Hybrid of the terms "Twat" and "Fanny"

1. A man who is a stupid incompetent fool.
2. Obscene term for female genitals.
1."He scored an own goal... what a fucking TWANNY!"

2."She was very attractive but unfortunatley, She had a huge TWANNY... so i felt very little stimulation."
by Wally Tacker March 5, 2008
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Refers to a person who is very irritating but not a twat
by Dave Monger May 8, 2004
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A man who dresses as a woman, according to Jonathan Ross.
Look at that man wearing a fwock, what a howwible cwoss dwessing twanny
by DH2902 June 15, 2007
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Something said by one who does not know nine plus ten.
What is nine plus ten? "TWANNY WAN!"
by RadiDefines March 31, 2015
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Don't get over excited about nothing , similar to don't get your knickers in a twist . Particularly used when someone is over stimulated by a piece of information or occurence . Can be used to express the girliness of a male. Don't get a boner don't get your twat in a knot
Katie : oh my god , nici what are you doing to that cucumber?
Nici: don't get your fanny in a twanny I used protection !

Jose: boo hoo I'm so sad my wife has gone on holiday for 6 weeks I'm so lonely
Ang: don't get your fanny in a twanny you big girl ! Lets go out and get some sluts
by crystal1 June 11, 2013
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A cool person but can irritate your fucking soul at times. Never holds back and loves too speak her mind. A little ball headed, sometimes stanky but also is a crazy motherfucker. Ass fat, forehead large and is a fucking retard.
Twanni fucking reaks.
by BigDick Willy November 22, 2017
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