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Turd trimester 

When a gigantic piece of crap has been lovingly nurtured and has reached its final level of growth and development. At the end of this stage it's evacuated from the safe, warm environment that is the bowels. Coined in the South Park episode "More Crap".

In real life, the turd trimester can be compared to the status of pulling tongues.
As a doctor I cannot condone travelling on an airplane in your turd trimester. It is not safe.
Turd trimester by ihatechristmas December 4, 2010

Third Trimester Threesome 

Having sex with a woman in her third trimester, and thinking the baby touched your dick with its hand and or mouth.
I was railing my pregnant wife when I had to pull out cause I thought I was apart of a Third Trimester Threesome.

Titmaster 

one who indulges himself in the art and science of tits. This can range from everyday observation of breasts to the occasion of playing with a big-titty-ass-bitch.

Sometimes followed by numbers in order to show a level of Titmastery.
Eddie is a serious Titmaster, he's scoping them out all the time.

Brian is a Titmaster 4000, while Erik is but a measly Titmaster 300
Titmaster by Sexmonster(s) September 26, 2010

Tugmaster 

The act of walking into a room while playing with yourself, once caught you causally dismiss the accusation as an attempt to rearrange your penis.
I see you Sam coming in my office tugin on yourself... Oh, what was that? "REARRANGING"... Yea right, you really are a true Tugmaster.
Tugmaster by ZiodDJ March 19, 2010

Third Trimester 

You have eaten too much, also known as a food baby, causing a distended belly.
After Thanksgiving, I ate too much and was in my Third Trimester, I had to roll out the door.

You don't look so good, are you in your Third Trimester after snacks at CC's?
Third Trimester by 91 Riv November 30, 2011