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Titmaster 

one who indulges himself in the art and science of tits. This can range from everyday observation of breasts to the occasion of playing with a big-titty-ass-bitch.

Sometimes followed by numbers in order to show a level of Titmastery.
Eddie is a serious Titmaster, he's scoping them out all the time.

Brian is a Titmaster 4000, while Erik is but a measly Titmaster 300
Titmaster by Sexmonster(s) September 26, 2010

Gaymaster 

A master of all gays. All gaylords report to a gaymaster.
You are becoming aware of yourself as a gaymaster.
Gaymaster by kam75xx December 31, 2018

Taskmaster 

A British comedy show starring Greg Davies as the taskmaster, and Alex Horne as his beta male sidekick.
Hello! I'm Greg Davies and this is Taskmaster!
Taskmaster by DazWolfy_1986 August 19, 2021

Paymaster 

An individual who uses his/her money and material posessions to gain companionship. A Paymaster is often unattractive or older, and has difficulty maintaining meaningful relationships.
When you see a young, beautiful woman with an old, broke down man there's a good chance he is paying her bills, buying her clothes, wining and dining her, and NOT getting any sex! This poor man would be considered a PAYMASTER.

"She is way too pretty for him; dude must be a Paymaster!"
Paymaster by Tia B. May 13, 2006

twatmaster

A twatmaster is someone who owns many twats and girlfriends , like Nour does
Hey Eric i am now a twatmaster because i am going out with alot of girls
twatmaster by Nour S May 18, 2007

Tardmaster 

The master of a retard, as commonly seen in public schools since the initial passage of the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act, which mandated the inclusion of retards into standard education settings. These retards need constant individual supervision from tardmasters.
"Dude, did you see that retard flip his shit in gym earlier? His tardmaster had to take him down!"
Tardmaster by gnomenclature January 2, 2010
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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