That bitch over there has got a serious case of TMItis... she be talkin' about her cycles and shit!!
by beardown10 January 10, 2009
Get the TMItis mug.Titistics is all about calculating and measuring the mass of someone's tig ole bitties based on the cup size and severity of back pain they suffer from.
You might be wondering, what kind of tiddies are considered big? Well, based on lots of published data and the results from my extensive studies, I would say that people with a cup size over D or a bra size over 18 could be categorized as having large chesticles, with all other sized titties considered average or small. But fret not, because we love tits of all shapes and different sizes. Some of my favourites include Cinnamon-breasted tits, Elegant tits (loads of these reside in the Philippines), Japanese tits and I can't forget those gorgeous African blue tits, saw lots of those at Tenerife once!
With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
by wanwanwan September 26, 2022
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by dangdaddddddyyyy October 25, 2016
Get the tmsitis mug.nag mula sa isang probinsya sa pilipinas, ang batangas, na ang ibig sabihin ay ABO NG SIGARILYO.
came from one of the provinces in the philippines, batangas, that means "cigarette's ash"
came from one of the provinces in the philippines, batangas, that means "cigarette's ash"
ano ba yan! nag kalat naman ang titis mo kung sansan. haha!
what the hell! you're titis are scattered everywhere. haha!!!!
what the hell! you're titis are scattered everywhere. haha!!!!
by pinay June 13, 2004
Get the titis mug.A disease afflicting somebody rendering them to make up words that sound like real words when they're really not.
No known cure.
Currently afflicts individuals named "Tim".
No known cure.
Currently afflicts individuals named "Tim".
Tim: "Geez our new team member isn't receptible."
Andrew: "Juliana, don't listen to a word he says. He suffers from Timitis".
Andrew: "Juliana, don't listen to a word he says. He suffers from Timitis".
by Timmyyyyyyyyy December 3, 2009
Get the Timitis mug.by evil_m0nkey July 1, 2006
Get the titism mug.1.A male or female with a massive addiction of stacking tits.
2. A mood killer of any kind sexual, educational, festival and so on
3. when having intercourse the female with enormous breasts caresses the males nose
2. A mood killer of any kind sexual, educational, festival and so on
3. when having intercourse the female with enormous breasts caresses the males nose
1. Dang homie lets go bust a titistacker on em hoes
2.melina: yo this party is crakin
anahid: i like cheese
melina: uh ...k?
ANAHID A TITSTACKER
3. art: oh baby dont stop
sofi performs a "titstacker" and pokes his nose
art: AAAAAAAAAAAAH I CANT BRIEF
2.melina: yo this party is crakin
anahid: i like cheese
melina: uh ...k?
ANAHID A TITSTACKER
3. art: oh baby dont stop
sofi performs a "titstacker" and pokes his nose
art: AAAAAAAAAAAAH I CANT BRIEF
by anahid acevedo March 12, 2008
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