A scientific failure, named after Toki Wartooth, that experimental scientists had been working on at Dethklok HQ. The Tokisaurus was meant to be a Tyrannasaurus Rex for a Dethklok concert, but during the manufacturing stage, a stran of Toki Wartooth's hair fell into the DNA. The Tokisaurus was immediatley killed after several pictures were taken of it. The autopsy contained scientific information that has been withheld from the public by Dethklok. It's remains are buried at Dethklok Cemetery.

I bought a Tokisaurus collectible at that Dethklok concert

Tokisaurus by Tokisaur November 11, 2009

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Twatisaurus

A crazy, and often, a certifiably insane female. Characteristics of a twatisaurus (Also known as a Twatisaurus Rex, or Twatisaur) include irritability, ignorance, lack of care for others, stupidity, and many other symptoms.

A twatisaurus resembles a very angry dinosaur on a rampage. See "PMS."

1. Krystal is such a twatisaurus when she isn't on bipolar medication.

2. Wayne only dates dumb twatisauruses that are half his age!

Twatisaurus by ChipmunkCheeks89 October 24, 2011

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tittysaurus rampage

When a guy receiving a blow job while simultaneously titty fucking a woman while in a car, becomes so single-minded in his desire to nut that he slams his seat back for her to get a better angle, in the process destroying or nearly destroying the electronics in the back seat.

Hey, I wanted to send you an email but this chick with huge knockers went on a tittysaurus rampage last Sunday and my laptop got seriously fucked up. I only just got it back today.

tittysaurus rampage by Hooty Tits McBoob February 10, 2010

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titasaurus

An old woman with pert breasts like a young girl. Usually due to breast enhancement surgery earlier in life..

She's a titasaurus

titasaurus by andycan October 11, 2010

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