TJing 

The act of not only refusing to use your brain, but actively thinking against logic.

"Dave just thought he could be Mary at chopping wood with a hammer"
"So?"
"She had an ax."
"He was Tjing real hard wasn't he!"

TJing by Albino Knight August 21, 2017

that whole Yale thing 

The state of being a closet homosexual who does a lot of cocaine, as described by yuppie serial killer Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

Patrick Bateman: He was into that whole Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Yeah, Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: What "whole Yale thing"?
Patrick Bateman: Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.

that whole Yale thing by Siesmic Dan August 5, 2011

Bring it in for the real thing

The act of embracing a fellow man who you would regard as a brother in a strictly heterosexual manner.

"Come here brother, give me a hug! Bring it in for the real thing!"

Bring it in for the real thing by P-ROYCHCH February 26, 2009

Stomach did the thing 

When you feel your stomach do the “thing”,, you’re turned on

“Bro my stomach did the thing reading that”

Stomach did the thing by 4l3xx.. August 10, 2023

Current thing

A particular topic dominating news headlines and social network conversations, causing passionate arguments, forcing people to take sides, and breaking up relationships as if it were the most important thing to have ever happened, only to suddenly disappear and be replaced with a different topic that will be treated equally.

Bob: I support the current thing!

Mary: Shut up you racist, you should be opposing it!

Current thing by Bobrobbio April 18, 2022

Post Stranger Things Depression 

Post Stranger Things Depression is how a person feels while waiting for the next season of Stranger Things to come out. It causes people to experience moods of depression, low self worth and poor concentration. Many cases have commented of the struggle to return to reality after watching it.

*Symptoms include:
Googling Stranger Things daily.
Re-watching the seasons constantly.
Watching/reading Stranger Things related videos/post online all the time.
Have an innumerable amount of theories for the oncoming seasons.
Owning one or more Stranger Things merchandise (Pop! figures included)
Listening to 80's music.
Being able to relate to this post.

*Symptoms are also coping methods/treatment

Tom: Joe... I feel like I have to talk to someone... I wish I told you earlier but I'm suffering from Post Stranger Things Depression.
Joe: Tom , you shouldn't have to be afraid to talk about it. Any sane person who's watched the show will feel the same way. I'm afraid I'm suffering too. I'm sorry for not telling you before.
Tom: Joe.. you too? I don't believe it. I've finally found someone to talk to!
Joe: Buddy, why don't we take the day off work and and watch Stranger Things, while pumping 80's music and eating Eggo's?
Tom: Sounds tubular dude. Sounds tubular

Post Stranger Things Depression by strangerthingsbruh November 29, 2017

prometheus school of running away from things 

A saying that is applied when somethimg is falling on or chasing someone, and instead of turning and running to get out of the path of the object, this person runs straight instead.

The man ran was about to be crushed by the falling building because he obviously went to the prometheus school of running away from things.

prometheus school of running away from things by JokinWaffle March 27, 2016