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tiny cock 

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A mature man with a cock smaller than a young boys - generally under 3" soft and 5" fully erect. Tiny cocks should never be allowed inside any woman's pussy unless she is totally wasted.
Jill husband doug's tiny cock (1 inch soft, 3.2 inch hard) is totally useless and unfuckable by any woman. As a level 3 cuckold doug - is NEVER PERMITTED inside her pussy OR any other woman. Jill requires him to wear women's panties as an unmistakeable message to anyone that his tiny little boy cock does not deserve to be in a real man's undies.
tiny cock by Jills cuckold doug June 20, 2006

Tiny Cock 

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A man with an erect penile length of at least 2.5 standard deviations smaller than the mean human penis size, or smaller than about 7 cm (2 3 4 in) for an adult when compared to an average erection of 12.5 cm (6 in). When witnessed by women, it is typically laughed at.
Girl 1: So Brandon took me home last night, and we were gonna have sex, but he had a tiny cock!
Girl 2: Oh, that poor thing!
Girl 1: Yeah, I just laughed and told him to go home.
Tiny Cock by Batman_187 June 19, 2014

tiny cock man 

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Someone with a tiny cock, lacks social significance in life, but acts like a big cock man
Yo, Luo is 100% tiny cock man

Tiny Cock Energy 

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When you got a small one... but the size don't matter when the ladies love it!
Shanelle likes Ladante's tiny cock energy... he might not have the girth, but he knows how to work with what he's got and slays that sweet pussy every time.

Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock)

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Think he's a dilf, but he's not
He's really ugly and annoying and his cock is 1cm
He also get's absolutely no bitches whatsoever and is horny 24/7
Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock): Damn my cock is so big!
Anyone: You wish riley lawson you piece of shit kys

tiny hidding cock 

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when a penis is so small - it hides under layers of body fat - i.e, fat guy cock
Omg girl - you should have seen this "tiny hidding cock" - i had to practically take out the tweezers for that thing

it was hidden away like a scared turtle or something
tiny hidding cock by PrincessLeah February 26, 2009

fat cock in my tiny mouth 

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the best thing ever
i love fat cock in my tiny mouth
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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