2 definitions by PrincessLeah

tiny hidding cock

when a penis is so small - it hides under layers of body fat - i.e, fat guy cock

Omg girl - you should have seen this "tiny hidding cock" - i had to practically take out the tweezers for that thing

it was hidden away like a scared turtle or something

by PrincessLeah October 22, 2008

jiz eyefection

when you get shot in the eye with cum -

Hey Mary - I had to call out sick yesterday and i went to the eye doctor - he told me i have a Jiz eyefection - that was a great facial - but please keep your eyes closed...

by PrincessLeah October 22, 2008