There you are! 

This is what people in the UK used to say before the arrival of the ubiquitous "There you go!" from the US. It is what is said by a cashier at the checkout when they return your credit card, by the waiter when they bring a you a meal, etc etc. It doesn't really mean much, it's an acknowledgement more than anything. Sometimes "Here you are!" is substituted for "There you are!".

The waiter eventually arrived with our meals after an interminable wait.

"There you are!" he said brightly.

We left no tip.

There you are! by w00fdawg October 15, 2005

A chocolate bar and there you are! 

Exactly, correct, right, proper, indeed

"Hey, you were so right about that gal, she's totally crazy!"

"Well, I tried to tell you!" "A chocolate bar and there you are!"

A chocolate bar and there you are! by Dream Weaver October 14, 2014

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If you are there then you’re down. 

If you’re there then you’re down — the unfortunate situation of being put in a position to have inadvertently chosen a side in a fight against opps leading to events where you will soon have to prove yourself to be deemed worthy of remaining among the living.

To say the least this is a life changing moment.

And a cliché.

A great example of this is being a passenger in a car as a drive resulting in fatalities has been perpetrated.

Another example is giving someone a ride who then spontaneously decides to rob a store or gas station; and, you are on camera as the driver and your partial tag is identified as the get away car.

All of the rules of silence and fidelity apply even though before the act you were just a “square” with fast friends.

In order to gain trust, one must commit escalating acts of criminality which makes one deeply implicated in the activities of the crew. This is how villains are born.

P.S. it was no accident that one is chosen to “accidentally” be in that situation. It was a draft, not an accident.

Any similarities to people living or dead is purely coincidental,

If you are there then you’re down. What happened just happened. Listen up, from here you take no walks. You have to stay on the reservation. You didn’t see nothing; and, you don’t know nothing. Anyway, you are our number one draft choice because we all came up together.

If you are there then you’re down. by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 5, 2022

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret

1. A name for paying a prostitute
2. Leslo (Lesley)
3. A really bad book that no one reads but makes fun of the title
4. An excellent way to start a conversation

1. "Dude! I just spent all my money on drugs and I still have to are you there God it's me, Margaret?!"

2. "That's a beast!"
"No, its are you there God, it's me Margaret"
"Yeah, same thing"

3. "My teacher asked me if I had any questions and I said are you there God? it's me, Margaret"

4. "Are you there God? It's me, Margaret"
"Ooh, wanna come home with me tonight?"

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret by Katamy March 15, 2008

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. 

1. Another term for paying a prostitute
2. An abnoxious person
3. A title of book by Judy Blume

1. "Dude! I forgot my wallet at home and I can't Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. Can you lend me some cash?"
2. "Lesley is such an Are you there God? It's me, Margaret."
3. "'Are you there God? It's me, Margaret' is one of the worst books I've ever read."

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. by Shaweena January 18, 2009

Are you there? 

Talking to the UD Jews

Are you there?

Are you there? by confused cajun man February 3, 2021