THE shirt 

Can be any piece of cloth that is used to pick up the remnants of 300 million potential children. Every teenaged boy owns at least one and it can be found near his computer or bed. Usually a white shirt that is worn under the main shirt.

Usually white in color. If you or a loved one uses any other color, you are unashamed to show everyone what you do when you're alone or your man juice is colored differently, in which cases, you're either going to need to get checked for STD's or see a psychiatrist.

The shirt that you reluctantly wear because you forgot to put your laundry in the dryer.

The family member of friend that you reluctantly look at because he/ she borrowed THE shirt and is wearing it.

The shirt you wore to Thursday's Black Light Bowling Night and everyone mistook you for a sperm bank.

THE shirt by SoggyPancake November 8, 2009

The Shirt 

The Shirt, also known as The Tshirt, is available on the Urban Dictionary shop for $30. It is customizable, with 6 different color choices and sizes ranging from Adult Extra Small to 3XL, as well as the ability to put whatever you want on the shirt. It, unlike The Mug, is not advertised below definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Flintrinth Irvenfink: "Dude, you got The Shirt?"
Coltkin Drowtopper: "Heck yeah I did! Looks great, doesn't it?"
Flintrinth Irvenfink: "Man, I wish I had one."
Coltkin Drowtopper: "Guess what?"
Flintrinth Irvenfink: "What?"
Coltkin Drowtoppe: "I got one for you, too!"
Flintrinth Irvenfink: "Floomp yeah, man! You're the best!"

The Shirt by Pursuer of Memes via Insanity January 28, 2020

THE SHIRT 

The shirt is usually owned by a formally fat person that is currently jacked with 6 pack abs, found in the back of a closet or drawer. It was a shirt that used to remind the ex fatty that he was fat in his fat age, now he can never wear that shirt or else they will have a 30 minutes long flash back episode of all the fat memories

Mom: why not this shirt for the party

Ex fatty that is currently jacked: no THE SHIRT has it’s own type of ugly

THE SHIRT by WisdomTurtle March 4, 2023

the shirt of it 

Used to describe how much you enjoyed something.

I loved the REO Speedwagon concert. I even got the shirt of it!

the shirt of it by Jeff June 24, 2004

The Shirt before the shirt 

A shirt you put on while getting ready to go out, before you wear the shirt you are actually going to wear that night while you are out.

"Omg, you're going to wear that ugly shirt to the club tonight?"
-"No, of course not. This is just the Shirt before the shirt."

The Shirt before the shirt by Corinnabellx3 September 7, 2010

Shirt Before the Shirt 

Became a national used phrase over night when said by Mike AKA "The Situation". As seen on MTV's popular series Jersey Shore (SEASON 2: EPISODE 2). The term describes when an individual, usually of the Guido/Tool variety sports a shirt like a wife beater, prior to hitting the clubs and hooking up with many wasted grenades and land mines. The Shirt he wears out will ALWAYS be ED HARDY, and he will have a plethora of colors from purple to yellow to red and everything in between! This phrase has set the stage for shops on the board walks to have beaters saying "SHIT BEFORE THE SHIRT" all over the East Coast.

Situation:
- I got the fresh to death kicks on, i got some jeans on, and i got the shirt, BUT i aint wearin the shirt when we go out, this is the shirt before the shirt.

- Yoo Pauly my dude after we GTL you gonna Shirt before the Shirt with me tonight when we hit the clubs and bring home some fine pieces of ass back into the Hot Tub.

Pauly: You know it Sitch right after i finish blowing my hair out with my top of the line products! (He uses Spiker for all you posers and wannabe guidos out there who are not even Italian)

Situation: Right on my dude, and if theres time we can get a quit lift in and see how much we can bench, deadlift and squat!

Shirt Before the Shirt by GTLer August 14, 2010

did it for the shirt 

An excuse used to clear your status from a stupid act that you performed.

It basically comes from the idea that all events have shirts, regardless of how great the event really was.

Guy 1: I can't believe you banged her...
Guy 2: Yeah, I just did it for the shirt
Gu1 1: What shirt?
Guy 2: You know, the 'I banged your mom last night' shirt...

did it for the shirt by Wardrich December 17, 2006