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The Relationship 

'The relationship' refers to one's partner, usually female but not exclusively, whether it be girlfriend, fiancée, wife or their male counter-parts. As long as said partner is more than a passing fling then they qualify as 'the relationship'.
To be used as an alternative to your partners name as well as my/the missus, partner, wife, girlfriend, etc.
Sam: "So who's coming around for drinks?"

John: "Jimmy, Sandi, Graeme, The relationship, Will and Laura."

Sam: "That's a cool shirt. Where did you get it from?"

John: "Not sure. The relationship got it for me."
The Relationship by Cam-Face October 19, 2011
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The relationship zone 

Not quite the friend zone as you may lay with a friend but denied by constant relationships, the friend may become single but will soon run back to said ex leaving you wait longer.
Dan: "dude I could totally be in her bed right now, got that tension with her init"
Ben:"bruh she single now? You best hit that before she goes back again"
Dan:"aye pal, don't want to get in the relationship zone again bro, shit sucks"

Female of The Relationship 

The female of the relationship is the person in a relationship who is more feminine, submissive, or is the one that takes orders. Generally used in a homosexual relationship.
My husband stays home and takes care of the kids. He is not the breadwinner of the household, therefore he is the female of the relationship

men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper 

a) a synonym phrase for "there are two sides (or more) to every story"

b) (forensic/criminal investigations, often used sarcastically): if you can't see the evidence, it doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist.

c) (legal system): assuming that the defendant is not so severely mentally ill that even medications won't help, there is/should be/must be a motive to every crime.

d) a phrase meaning, everybody involved in the judicial system has their own motivations for acting the way they do.
based on the definitions above, especially definition d) CNN features a show called Death Row Stories because some prosecutors still need to learn what the phrase men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper means.

Is the girl always right in the relationship?

Yes the girl is always right. The guy should know that and not try to argue, especially dont listen to the girls' best friends dad, for he will give you the wrong advice(:
Is the girl always right in the relationship?
what is the answer to 1+2?
girl: 7
guy: 3
girl: im right
guy: yes you are...

The-Bitch-Of-the-Relationship

Among two friends there is always the more dominant person and the "bitch". Usually, the bitch is weaker, less aggressive, and/or less assertive than their more dominant friend, and this is sometimes taken advantage of.
Jack: Dude, you're definitely the-bitch-of-the-relationship
John: Whatever man, just because I did your laundry...

Is the guy always right in the relationship? 

Yes the guy is always right. The girl should know that and not try to argue. There is no possibility that the girl could ever be right.
Is the guy always right in the relationship?
what is the answer to 1+2?
guy: 7
girl: 3
guy: im right
girl: yes you are...
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