tent pole

An erection inside one's pants; a woody that is visible because it bulges one's clothing.

I woke up hearing someone knock on the door. Forgetting about the morning wood phenomenon, I went to answer it and after about ten seconds realized that she was totally staring at the tent pole bulging in my boxers.

by PMax August 24, 2008

Tent-Pole Wounds

The name given to a hickey or a lovebite when your parents ask what the contusion is. Often tentpole wounds are obtained after a party/festival. The name originates from the similair hermatoma of tissue when a chord tent pole collides with the skin with that of a lovebite.

The term tent-pole refers to a broadcast programming or motion picture expected to hold up (as is the function of a tent pole) and balance out the financial performance of a movie studio or television network.

Father: Damn Bobby! What are those hematoma's of tissue on your neck? You been gettin' pussy?
Bobby: Do not fear father, they are but Tent-Pole Wounds, caused from the riotous handling of the tent we set up.
Father: All good.

by cedanchair December 3, 2013

Rusty Tent Pole

A rusty tent pole, is a sex position what the male will lick a girls anus to loosen it up. While she takes a laxitive. She then diaria's on the male and he then uses it as lubricant to put it where he chooses.

Best preformed after eating, mexican or chinese.

Josh: My dick still stinks from that rusty tent pole on friday night.

by Mr.Buzz December 14, 2006

long pole in the tent

Someone who is delaying the project, and taking too long, causing everyone else time, money and expense.

The Program Manager kept referring to Harry as "The Long Pole in the Tent" - because he never finished his task on time - delaying the whole project - costing the company hundreds of thousands of dollars!

by realgeek March 22, 2011

Tentpole

a word of appreciatation said towards members of the female gender when it is felt that members of the female gender that is is said to would give the person a "trouser tent" also known as: erection, hard-on, boner, stiffy, chubby and many more slang terms.

The origins of this term aren't 100% known however, the term was first used publically in the movie Wayne's World (1992)whilst talking about Claudia Schiffer (See Example)
- Taken from Wayne's World (1992) -

Wayne: "Schwing!"
Garth: "Schwing!"
Wayne: "Tentpole! She's a babe!"
Garth: "She's magically babelicious."
Wayne: "She tested very high on the strokability scale."

by Dex1987 July 4, 2006

tentpole

a word of appreciatation said towards members of the female gender when it is felt that members of the female gender that is is said to would give the person a "trouser tent" also known as: erection, hard-on, boner, stiffy, chubby and many more slang terms.

The origins of this term aren't 100% known however, the term was first used publically in the movie Wayne's World (1992)whilst talking about Claudia Schiffer (See Example)

- Taken from Wayne's World (1992) -

Wayne: "Schwing!"
Garth: "Schwing!"
Wayne: "Tentpole! She's a babe!"
Garth: "She's magically babelicious."
Wayne: "She tested very high on the strokability scale."

by Dex1987 September 5, 2008