TASOOMA 

Take a suck out of my asshole

Someone says something to dis you, you respond TASOOMA

TASOOMA by Hohmboggers July 6, 2011

Tassomai 

a random homework assignment that English donnies are forced to do, said to be fantastic but people are very skeptical of that remark. Probably just some random app from out the backarse of China or something

English Donny: yo I just did my tassomai it is kind of swag
Big Lad who goes to a private school: what the hell is tassomai

Tassomai by big_nacho July 6, 2021

tassomai 

do. your. mother. fucking. daily. goals. on. tassomai.

some random app that benefits small unknowing children by teaching them usless- i mean very interesting- sciencey sounding bullshit.

teacher: dont forget to do ur tassomai
child: what if i dont
teacher :you like having a spinal chord, right?
child: does tassomai and learns that A lump of ZINC is placed in a solution of IRON SULFATE. Zinc is more reactive than iron. This will cause a displacement reaction, forming zinc sulphate.

tassomai by short_person July 20, 2021

tabooma 

Take
A
Bite
Out
Of
My
Ass

If you don't like what I cooked for dinner, TABOOMA!

tabooma by Eggshell Von Terrible August 4, 2016

tassomai 

a retarded thing that students use to do homework in the uk because teachers force them to because all teachers are absolute idiots who need a new job instead of being annoying.

i hate doing my tassomai.

tassomai by spazzybitchfromtheuk November 17, 2019

Talooma 

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Talooma by Lexical Density September 4, 2011