T.U.F.T. 

The Ugly Friend Theory. girls travel in groups. there is almost always (90% of the time) an ugly girl in a group of 3 girls or more. it is unusual to find that all 3 (or however many) are hott, or even attractive. as the number of girls increases so does the possibility that there will be an ugly girl or ugly girls.

-look jd...those girls are hott.
-no matt, jill and ashley are hott. gretchen is ugly and smells like a trashcan.
-ya...shes an example of T.U.F.T.
-exactly.

T.U.F.T. by mark February 16, 2005

T.U.F.F 

Token ugly fat friend. The one person you're friends with that makes everyone else look much better by comparison.

Jared is my T.U.F.F since he always has to wear those ugly sweatpants, I feel much better standing next to him.

T.U.F.F by Therealquack April 5, 2017

L.U.T.F.A. 

Leave Us The Fuck Alone

when our District manager kept calling us to tell us how to run our store, my manager screamed at her to L.U.T.F.A.

L.U.T.F.A. by pagankelly January 16, 2010

C.T.F.U.A. 

C.T.F.U.A stand for “Catch the Fuck Up Asshole”. This term is generally used when someone is tired of repeating themselves and having to repeat what they have already said to someone who either wasn’t listening or wasn’t in there when what’s being repeated was originally said.

Person 1: The teacher told us what page our assignment was on but Robbie wasn’t listening as usual so when he asked me to repeat what the teacher said all I could say was “C.T.F.U.A. Robbie, jeez why don’t you ever pay attention.

Robbie: I’m to poor to pay attention that’s why....

Person 1: Wow Robbie just wow....

C.T.F.U.A. by Dr. Cowabunga May 12, 2019

B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S 

Bureau of Unregulated Tournaments For Urban Corn Hole Statistics... An organization dedicated to tracking unregulated cornhole matches and keeping records of the results. The organization was formed in Aug. 2004 in response to the growing number of cornhole tournaments taking place outside of standardized tournament format. Since it's insurrection, the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have documented over 22,000 matches and the statistics thereof. Urbanized cornhole matches have become a major concern for tournament cornhole activists. The B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have worked tirelessly to alieviate the corncerns of the B.I.T.C.H. (Bureau of International Tournament Corn Holers), the governing body of all tournament cornhole matches.

Stop cornholing, the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. are here.

B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S by Rich Davis July 14, 2008

S.T.F.U. 

An abbreviated form of:

Shut The Fuck Up

Often used in the popular internet comic "Little Gamers" and on internet message board and chat rooms across the nation.

The Sims is teh suxorz.
S.T.F.U!!!!11

S.T.F.U. by molly November 15, 2003

j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o 

it means Just shut the fuck up and eat me out

im really about to tell me man to j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o

j.s.t.f.u.a.e.m.o by izzballzzz August 7, 2023