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T.G.I.F.F 

It’s been a shit week at work, but T.G.I.F.F.!!! A blow job makes everything better.
T.G.I.F.F by LtKatfish June 7, 2019

t.g.i.m.f.f 

(T)hank (G)od (I)t's (M)other (F)**king (F)riday
It's been a long week, T.G.I.M.F.F
t.g.i.m.f.f by ettil vrye May 22, 2010

W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.? 

What the damn hell would Gary the mother fucking friendly sea snail do?
Girl: Should we get dinner?

Guy: W.T.D.H.W.G.T.M.F.F.S.S.D.?

z瑟g(f)蕯蕦(f)z瑟g(t)蕯a(f)z 

Adjective used to describe an incredibly spiteful usurp.
Bro 1: "You are suck a z瑟g(f)蕯蕦(f)z瑟g(t)蕯a(f)z dude."
Bro 2: "What the fuck?"
Bro 3: "I do concur my good fellow."
Bro 2: "What does that mean?"
Bro 1: "Fuck you, that's what."

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*
Acronym, or code, for "Wants to Get Fucked".

A sarcastic code between guys to describe a woman who is dressed provocatively or projects sexuality. The woman is usually prematurely described as "wanting to get fucked". Usually used figuratively to say she's "turning you on", or she's "hot", not that she literally wants to get fucked there on the spot.

A related code is N.T.G.F. which stands for "needs to get fucked". A slightly stronger description.
I saw what she was wearing; she's W.T.G.F.

Did you see Keyra? She's W.T.G.F.-ing today.
W.T.G.F. by anonymongo October 16, 2006