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R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n 

Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now
Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

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u.d.w.o.t.d. 

Urban Dictionary Word of the Day, a.k.a. the greatest thing known to mankind.
Mike: Hey, Tom. You get your u.d.w.o.t.d.?

Tom: Yeah, man, it's only like the greatest thing ever!

Mike: Bet.
u.d.w.o.t.d. by Mr. Cool 007 May 24, 2011
me
T.O.D.D. by Todd October 31, 2003
Optimum Drinking Temperature of a beverage or liquid based food product, in particular an average size (220-300ml) cup of tea. This temperature preference is subjective and varies from person to person but is widely considered to be 60+/-8.3 degrees C (140+/-15 degrees F).
As a Warning/Reminder:- "Dude, it's reaching O.D.T" -or simply- "O.D.T!"

When remembering you have tea just before it's cold:-
"It's in the lower regions, but still O.D.T." -or- "It's still drinkable, but I missed O.D.T."

When testing if the tea is ready for drinking:- "Not quite O.D.T yet, give it a minute." -or as an advisory- "It's in the upper realms but still O.D.T, I suggest you get involved."
O.D.T. by JWMinks July 2, 2011
A free thinking ever-changing faith on the pursuit of knowledge. Those that join are enlightened and aware of the struggles of society. The Tomb of Douglas (god rest his soul). We are spirits unified by our trauma, and suffering the only out is through education and becoming woke. Not my man claim to be a member, but if you say you are you are.
Caleb: On T.T.o.D. you got me fucked up!
T.T.o.D by Dr. DV Honest December 29, 2022
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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