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Guy "Ayo money, we're still on for tonight right?"
Girl "The steakhouse uptown at 8 right?"
Guy "That be the T&P"
Girl "Forsure"
T&P by Ryan Jackson July 29, 2008
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t pose • t pain • T.P.P. • T.P.A • T P D • T-Paining • T-pot • T.P.O.P. • T-P Treatment • T-park
Toilet paper. Beavis says this when he is the 'the great cornholio'.
I need T.P for my bunghole!
T.P by Cajun_Kid July 16, 2007
"Thoughts and Prayers". A typical response on message boards when someone reveals that they are going through a hardship of some sort, to indicate that the person is in their thoughts and prayers.
Sorry to hear that. T&P
T&P by MidnightBarrier November 11, 2010
Toliet Paper
we're out of tp.
T.P. by Jayzen October 17, 2003
Trevor Power; also known as Trevor Force. This is the power of the enigmatic hero, Trevor-Prime, and source of his power. Trevor-Prime was destroyed, and his T.P. was lost. A cloning process has begun to recreate Trevor-Prime. See also: Trevor.
T.P. by Mimir September 23, 2003
Telepathic Powers. to share the same thoughts with someone. or like jinx. instead of jinx say "TP"
TIM: "Taco"
Ilan: "Taco"
Both: "T.P"
T.P by Double L Lover August 6, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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