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Abbreviation for "Thoughts and Prayers" used on social media to make your incredibly insincere sentiments, incredibly convenient to deliver.
That smug prick Chazzzzz changed his FaceBook status to "T&P" instead of typing out "Thoughts and Prayers to the victims of that middle-aged serial rapist in Palm Beach County".
T&P by ajpolo November 13, 2017
Words you can keep
n.

Stands for time & place
Guy "Ayo money, we're still on for tonight right?"
Girl "The steakhouse uptown at 8 right?"
Guy "That be the T&P"
Girl "Forsure"
T&P by Ryan Jackson July 29, 2008
Related Words
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Toilet paper. Beavis says this when he is the 'the great cornholio'.
I need T.P for my bunghole!
T.P by Cajun_Kid July 16, 2007
"Thoughts and Prayers". A typical response on message boards when someone reveals that they are going through a hardship of some sort, to indicate that the person is in their thoughts and prayers.
Sorry to hear that. T&P
T&P by MidnightBarrier November 11, 2010
Toliet Paper
we're out of tp.
T.P. by Jayzen October 17, 2003
Trevor Power; also known as Trevor Force. This is the power of the enigmatic hero, Trevor-Prime, and source of his power. Trevor-Prime was destroyed, and his T.P. was lost. A cloning process has begun to recreate Trevor-Prime. See also: Trevor.
T.P. by Mimir September 23, 2003
Telepathic Powers. to share the same thoughts with someone. or like jinx. instead of jinx say "TP"
TIM: "Taco"
Ilan: "Taco"
Both: "T.P"
T.P by Double L Lover August 6, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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