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"Oh, you T-Paining right now, huh," to Lil' Mama @ 2009 MTV VMA's - Jay Z

T-Pain stage crashing Jay Z during a set while spittin "D.O.A". Lil' Mama invading the stage during Jay Z and Alicia Keys' set at the 2009 VMA's.
by G Nice September 16, 2009
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
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To crash ones performance/event by jumping on stage with performer. Usually accompanied with the fact that they are in no way supposed to be on stage. Origin comes from Jay-Z remarks to Lil Mama crashing his performance at the 2009 VMA's
Jay-Z to Lil Mama after crashing the stage at the VMA's: "Oh, you T-Paining me right now?"
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Talking online through a headset when the connection is not stable. Results in a psudo-auto tuning voice effect.
Hey man, your connection sucks! You're T-Paining!
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Saying something inappropriate and sexual with a filthy mind.
She's always T-Paining about mundane things like seeing a license plate that appears to spell "penis."
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T Paining is a verb used to describe what happens, on a Zoom call, when you start to cut out and your voice starts to glitch and stutter, resembling the heavily autotuned vocals of a T Pain song.
Bob: "The metrics for quarter --- zzz -- bzzz -- fzzzz --- "
Employee: "So it looks like Bob is T Paining right now...let's give him a second to reconnect"
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To rudely interrupt somebody while they are busy doing something important. Like T Pain did to Jay Z at Hot 97 Summer Jam, crashing the stage like shit is sweet. Later done to Jay AGAIN buy Lil Mama at the VMAs. This is where Jay coined the phrase, '' You T-Paining Right Now''.
You makin a business call tryin to get job or make moves and your girl tryin to argue with you or have a convo. Tell the B****to stop T-Paining you
by That718foreal October 14, 2009
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