T-pot

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1. A counter-strike player that has absolutely no skill, believes cpl players hack after watching maul2 video, and honestly thinks his friends are the best one can get at cs without cheating.
2. A scrub that isn't even ogl.
3. A canadian that has no life whatsoever and plays games he sucks at all day.

Oh nos he thinks I hack, he is such a KmAT-pot!

T-pot by d3r3k302 January 7, 2004

Words you can keep

Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot

To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade

Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"

Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot by BQuanchi November 4, 2015

T-poti

It's another word for a stoner.

Hey your dad is a t-poti.

T-poti by Daniel shaw May 19, 2008

I ain't baking your potato

Another way of saying, "Its your decision, I don't have a say in it."

Get whichever shirt you want, I ain't baking your potato.

I ain't baking your potato by Triamgle October 31, 2023

You Ain't All That in a bag of potato chips!

Something you say when someone is boasting/threatening you and is acting like a bastard. It can also be used as a joke. It's pretty rude, and is also a quote from Austin Powers, so you can follow it up with something really dumb to say and everyone will think you're REAL funny.

Dr Evil- You Ain't all that in a bag of potato chips!
President of USA- What??
Dr Evil- Don't go there girlfriend *click* Mm Hmm!
Scotty-Dumbass!

You Ain't All That in a bag of potato chips! by big,healthy,husky,fluffy,DAMN! July 6, 2014

Don’t make me pay you in potatoes.

When someone is undervaluing your work.

If someone asks you to do something time-consuming for little or no reward.

That’s a lot of work for free… don’t make me pay you in potatoes.

Don’t make me pay you in potatoes. by User7837467 April 6, 2026

Don’t make me pay you in potatoes.

When someone is undervaluing your work.

If someone asks you to do something time-consuming for little or no reward

That’s a lot of work for free… don’t make me pay you in potatoes.

Don’t make me pay you in potatoes. by User7837467 April 6, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026