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1. A counter-strike player that has absolutely no skill, believes cpl players hack after watching maul2 video, and honestly thinks his friends are the best one can get at cs without cheating.
2. A scrub that isn't even ogl.
3. A canadian that has no life whatsoever and plays games he sucks at all day.
Oh nos he thinks I hack, he is such a KmAT-pot!
T-pot by d3r3k302 January 7, 2004
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Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot 

To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade
Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"
Hey your dad is a t-poti.
T-poti by Daniel shaw May 19, 2008

I ain't baking your potato 

Another way of saying, "Its your decision, I don't have a say in it."
Get whichever shirt you want, I ain't baking your potato.

You Ain't All That in a bag of potato chips! 

Something you say when someone is boasting/threatening you and is acting like a bastard. It can also be used as a joke. It's pretty rude, and is also a quote from Austin Powers, so you can follow it up with something really dumb to say and everyone will think you're REAL funny.
Dr Evil- You Ain't all that in a bag of potato chips!
President of USA- What??
Dr Evil- Don't go there girlfriend *click* Mm Hmm!
Scotty-Dumbass!

Don’t make me pay you in potatoes.

When someone is undervaluing your work.

If someone asks you to do something time-consuming for little or no reward
That’s a lot of work for free… don’t make me pay you in potatoes.

Don’t make me pay you in potatoes.

When someone is undervaluing your work.

If someone asks you to do something time-consuming for little or no reward.
That’s a lot of work for free… don’t make me pay you in potatoes.
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