Definitions by ajpolo

Bi-ami 

Trendy Miami preppy style for males that includes short shorts and low collars, that screams “I may be with a girl, but I want d*ck!”

He’s not fooling anyone having that girl on his arm, he is totally Bi-ami.

Bi-ami by ajpolo June 22, 2025

Hur’s Him 

When you’re a politician and a special prosecutor named Robert Hur puts you to a difficult choice: admit you committed a crime or admit you’re not mentally fit to hold office. Similar to a Hobson’s Choice or trying to decide whether to remain a him, or go dominate a sport for her’s.

The lawyer put The Big Guy to a Hur’s Him; he either had to admit he was fit to stand trial or unfit to keep his job.

Hur’s Him by ajpolo February 9, 2024

the biden touch 

The opposite of The Midas Touch. When everything you touch rapidly turns to shit.

COVID, the southern border, inflation, energy, now Afghanistan… everything this president touches is a disaster, he has The Biden Touch.

the biden touch by ajpolo August 16, 2021

TDStrogen 

The hormone that flows through snowflake males with Trump Derangement Syndrome that makes them cry about everything Trump related, as well as makes them feel tough enough to challenge Trump supporters with testosterone.

It's not Nick and Brian's fault they behave like women on their periods, their bodies are pumping TDStrogen overtime either Trump contesting the election.

TDStrogen by ajpolo December 11, 2020

T&P 

Abbreviation for "Thoughts and Prayers" used on social media to make your incredibly insincere sentiments, incredibly convenient to deliver.

That smug prick Chazzzzz changed his FaceBook status to "T&P" instead of typing out "Thoughts and Prayers to the victims of that middle-aged serial rapist in Palm Beach County".

T&P by ajpolo November 13, 2017

Bi-wingman 

Friend who is great wingman regardless of whether they have the same sexual preference as you.

The fact that Nick will act like he's interested in the friend, regardless of whether it's a girl or guy makes him the best bi-wingman ever!

Bi-wingman by ajpolo December 8, 2016