Szymanski
Szymanski by Golubobitch October 16, 2008
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Jt Szymanski
Ritchey: you who was that guy that created Spider-Man commits fraud?
G shmetz: I think it was Jt Szymanski
G shmetz: I think it was Jt Szymanski
Jt Szymanski by Deadpool himself May 1, 2020
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Helpful: He helps anyone if needed
Kind/Sweet: He makes everyone's day
knikki_stefano_szymanski_22 stands for amazing
Kind/Sweet: He makes everyone's day
knikki_stefano_szymanski_22 stands for amazing
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Noah "PeePaw" Szymanski
Considered by some to be the greatest basketball player ever, PeePaw is known for longevity, playing across 4 decades. He averaged 18 PPG, on highly efficient shooting splits with a career .50 FG%, .37 3PT%, and .89 FT%. PeePaw entered the league in '76 quickly rising to be one of the leagues top forwards on both ends of the court, this peak was short-lived however as he led the league in turnovers in '81. The next year a bizarre trend emerged that was only later discovered by sportswriter Jon Bois in 2017. Rookie PG Fat Lever and PeePaw recorded the exact same stats over the course of the '82 season. This trend would continue all the way to Fat Lever's retirement in '95, including his injury in the '92 season where PeePaw sat out due to marital troubles. For the next four years PeePaw played limited minutes putting up career lows. However in 2000 when PeePaw started due to injury, he proceeded to have one of the greatest seasons ever at 43 years old. He averaged 26.8 PPG on 57.8% FG% and 40.6% 3PT% shooting, and 13.9 APG, winning the league's MVP and leading his team all the way to the finals. However, the most impressive stat from this season was PeePaw's 12 total dribbles, scoring purely off his silky jumper and masterful jab step + head fake bag. Much to the dismay of fans PeePaw announced his retirement in the post game 7 press conference saying that he couldn't continue on after the events of 9/11. This caused confusion at the time as nobody knew what 9/11 was.
Foolish Ragamuffin: "My glorious king Unc is the GOAT of basketball"
Wizened Elder: "Be quiet youngblood! Noah "PeePaw" Szymanski is the GOAT and it ain't even close. That brother blew up the defense like it was the North Tower"
Wizened Elder: "Be quiet youngblood! Noah "PeePaw" Szymanski is the GOAT and it ain't even close. That brother blew up the defense like it was the North Tower"
Noah "PeePaw" Szymanski by PeePaw_9/11_truther January 2, 2025
Mason Szmanski
Mason Szmanski by urbandictonary12 January 15, 2019
shumanski
- in categorizing the attractiveness of a female, this is the lowest of the low
- the ugliest girl in a room
- the girl asked to leave before taking a group picture
- the opposite of a boner
- the ugliest girl in a room
- the girl asked to leave before taking a group picture
- the opposite of a boner
That shumanski looks like she ate a shumanski.
Hey, did you see that shumanski in the back of the room with the hair on her lip.
Beer goggles couldn't save that shumanski.
Hey, did you see that shumanski in the back of the room with the hair on her lip.
Beer goggles couldn't save that shumanski.
shumanski by Anonymous Stark March 7, 2008
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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