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- in categorizing the attractiveness of a female, this is the lowest of the low
- the ugliest girl in a room
- the girl asked to leave before taking a group picture
- the opposite of a boner

That shumanski looks like she ate a shumanski.

Hey, did you see that shumanski in the back of the room with the hair on her lip.

Beer goggles couldn't save that shumanski.

shumanski by Anonymous Stark March 7, 2008

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backhand shalanski

A sexual manuver in which a woman, in a sixtynine-esk position, with her muff above the man's head, greases his rod with baby oil and proceeds, with reverse grip, a manual release of his baby batter.

I was at the Octopussy, when my counterpart came out of a room, labeled 'PRIVATE', looking like he saw a ghost and told me she gave him the 'ole, backhand shalanski.

backhand shalanski by Prime Time April 7, 2005

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Related Words

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shumafukiki

A Person Who Enjoys Watching Fat, Sweaty Guys Hug Each Other During Showering.

Carlo is a Shumafukiki.

shumafukiki by debbie susan June 16, 2009

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Szymanski

aka: Jizzmanskeet

A name for a polish fighter, or a slavic with alot of fight in him

A: What a Szymanski
B: I bet he beats his wife

Szymanski by Golubobitch October 16, 2008

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Mason Szmanski

An Italian dude who loves soccer, and his family!

Gerald: Mason Szmanski loves soccer
Jerry: Thats acurate

Mason Szmanski by urbandictonary12 January 15, 2019

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schamanski

hairy fuzzy lil hamster

omg look at my schamanski its so cute and furry!

schamanski by ays25432 October 31, 2008

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Jt Szymanski

The proud creator of Spider-Man commits tax fraud and owner of the menace of mysterio lego set

Ritchey: you who was that guy that created Spider-Man commits fraud?
G shmetz: I think it was Jt Szymanski

Jt Szymanski by Deadpool himself May 1, 2020

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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