shumanski 

- in categorizing the attractiveness of a female, this is the lowest of the low
- the ugliest girl in a room
- the girl asked to leave before taking a group picture
- the opposite of a boner

That shumanski looks like she ate a shumanski.

Hey, did you see that shumanski in the back of the room with the hair on her lip.

Beer goggles couldn't save that shumanski.

shumanski by Anonymous Stark March 7, 2008

backhand shalanski

A sexual manuver in which a woman, in a sixtynine-esk position, with her muff above the man's head, greases his rod with baby oil and proceeds, with reverse grip, a manual release of his baby batter.

I was at the Octopussy, when my counterpart came out of a room, labeled 'PRIVATE', looking like he saw a ghost and told me she gave him the 'ole, backhand shalanski.

backhand shalanski by Prime Time April 7, 2005

shumafukiki 

A Person Who Enjoys Watching Fat, Sweaty Guys Hug Each Other During Showering.

Carlo is a Shumafukiki.

shumafukiki by debbie susan June 16, 2009

Szymanski

aka: Jizzmanskeet

A name for a polish fighter, or a slavic with alot of fight in him

A: What a Szymanski
B: I bet he beats his wife

Szymanski by Golubobitch October 16, 2008

Mason Szmanski 

An Italian dude who loves soccer, and his family!

Gerald: Mason Szmanski loves soccer
Jerry: Thats acurate

Mason Szmanski by urbandictonary12 January 15, 2019

schamanski 

hairy fuzzy lil hamster

omg look at my schamanski its so cute and furry!

schamanski by ays25432 October 31, 2008

Jt Szymanski 

The proud creator of Spider-Man commits tax fraud and owner of the menace of mysterio lego set

Ritchey: you who was that guy that created Spider-Man commits fraud?
G shmetz: I think it was Jt Szymanski

Jt Szymanski by Deadpool himself May 1, 2020